1 00:00:12,807 --> 00:00:15,476 [ominous music] 2 00:00:17,679 --> 00:00:19,679 [whipping] 3 00:00:19,681 --> 00:00:22,016 [crow caws] 4 00:00:25,386 --> 00:00:27,889 [tense music] 5 00:00:30,725 --> 00:00:33,394 [ominous music] 6 00:00:35,306 --> 00:00:40,306 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 7 00:00:42,169 --> 00:00:44,739 [VCR clatters] 8 00:00:51,012 --> 00:00:53,915 [foreboding music] 9 00:01:21,976 --> 00:01:26,646 10, nine, eight, seven, 10 00:01:26,648 --> 00:01:30,650 six, five, four, 11 00:01:30,652 --> 00:01:33,953 three, two, one. 12 00:01:33,955 --> 00:01:36,888 [static hisses] 13 00:01:36,890 --> 00:01:38,290 [Officer] This is an important bust. 14 00:01:38,292 --> 00:01:40,525 We need it after Slater fucked up that raid 15 00:01:40,527 --> 00:01:41,696 at the strip club. 16 00:01:43,497 --> 00:01:45,330 Say hi, Gary. 17 00:01:45,332 --> 00:01:46,632 Hi, Gary. 18 00:01:46,634 --> 00:01:48,701 [Officer] First drug raid, Gary? 19 00:01:48,703 --> 00:01:49,503 Yeah. 20 00:01:51,604 --> 00:01:53,072 We're coming up! 21 00:01:53,074 --> 00:01:55,507 I'll make the announcement when we get inside! 22 00:01:55,509 --> 00:01:58,610 Police, search warrant, don't move, show me your hands! 23 00:01:58,612 --> 00:02:01,013 Lab says that goopy shit from the van 24 00:02:01,015 --> 00:02:03,215 is a monster of a compound. 25 00:02:03,217 --> 00:02:04,018 So what? 26 00:02:05,152 --> 00:02:08,921 Do you shoot it, slurp it, or sniff it? 27 00:02:08,923 --> 00:02:11,757 Well, we're about to find out. 28 00:02:11,759 --> 00:02:13,726 Let's assume it's very fucking potent 29 00:02:13,728 --> 00:02:14,994 and highly addictive! 30 00:02:14,996 --> 00:02:17,328 Well we all saw what it did to that girl. 31 00:02:17,330 --> 00:02:20,267 [heavy rock music] 32 00:02:27,108 --> 00:02:27,942 Let's roll out! 33 00:02:37,752 --> 00:02:40,087 [dog barks] 34 00:02:45,793 --> 00:02:46,726 Listen up. 35 00:02:46,728 --> 00:02:48,894 Get down means get fucking down. 36 00:02:48,896 --> 00:02:50,629 10-26 means crime in progress, 37 00:02:50,631 --> 00:02:53,632 and 29-9 means erase the fucking tape. 38 00:02:53,634 --> 00:02:55,868 [Petro] Hey, you stay with me. 39 00:02:55,870 --> 00:02:57,839 Running out, going in! 40 00:02:59,606 --> 00:03:01,940 - [officers shout] - Police, search warrant! 41 00:03:01,942 --> 00:03:05,677 [alarm rings] Police, search warrant! 42 00:03:05,679 --> 00:03:07,646 - Police! - Police, search warrant! 43 00:03:07,648 --> 00:03:09,614 Police, police! [police radio chatters] 44 00:03:09,616 --> 00:03:11,483 - Search warrant! - Coming up on your left. 45 00:03:11,485 --> 00:03:13,152 - Search warrant! - Don't fucking shoot! 46 00:03:13,154 --> 00:03:15,287 - Search warrant! - We're taking the lead! 47 00:03:15,289 --> 00:03:16,421 [Slater] Get the fuck back! 48 00:03:16,423 --> 00:03:18,525 - Low to the left! - Damn it! 49 00:03:20,828 --> 00:03:22,627 [Slater] Where are these fucks? 50 00:03:22,629 --> 00:03:24,096 [Petro] Oursler, Slater, check in. 51 00:03:24,098 --> 00:03:26,966 - Search warrant! - We're seeing planes here. 52 00:03:26,968 --> 00:03:28,868 These guys could be heavier-armed than we thought. 53 00:03:28,870 --> 00:03:30,002 [Slater] Keep this channel clear, 54 00:03:30,004 --> 00:03:31,837 you fucking professional! 55 00:03:31,839 --> 00:03:34,673 [jingle chimes] 56 00:03:34,675 --> 00:03:36,010 [Woman] All are welcome. 57 00:03:36,911 --> 00:03:39,444 All are watching. 58 00:03:39,446 --> 00:03:41,080 Finally, followers, 59 00:03:41,082 --> 00:03:44,149 tonight is the night you've been waiting for. 60 00:03:44,151 --> 00:03:46,251 Track my signal. 61 00:03:46,253 --> 00:03:48,420 - The signal is the stimulant. - Clear! 62 00:03:48,422 --> 00:03:50,189 - The signal is the sedative. - Clear! 63 00:03:50,191 --> 00:03:52,424 [Woman] The signal is salvation. 64 00:03:52,426 --> 00:03:53,893 [Officer] What the hell is that smell? 65 00:03:53,895 --> 00:03:57,529 - Forever starts right now. - Birkhorn, don't move! 66 00:03:57,531 --> 00:03:58,766 Hands in the air, motherfucker. 67 00:04:00,001 --> 00:04:01,233 Fuck. 68 00:04:01,235 --> 00:04:03,869 Oh, those fucking eyes. 69 00:04:03,871 --> 00:04:05,472 [Officer] Hey, I know this guy. 70 00:04:07,574 --> 00:04:09,643 He owns the video store on my block. 71 00:04:11,879 --> 00:04:13,112 [Nash] This is Brayberry, we founds some 72 00:04:13,114 --> 00:04:15,380 of that goopy shit from the videotape. 73 00:04:15,382 --> 00:04:18,552 We've also got a 419, could be self-inflicted. 74 00:04:19,553 --> 00:04:22,521 - Police, first squad! - Police! 75 00:04:22,523 --> 00:04:25,426 [foreboding music] 76 00:04:34,335 --> 00:04:35,801 [Oursler] Are you gonna keep crying, Slater, 77 00:04:35,803 --> 00:04:39,573 or are you gonna find me some drugs in there? 78 00:04:55,522 --> 00:04:57,591 Police, search warrant! 79 00:04:58,792 --> 00:05:00,259 [Spivy] Slater, we've got bodies! 80 00:05:00,261 --> 00:05:02,394 Maybe get another tac unit on standby. 81 00:05:02,396 --> 00:05:05,197 [tense music] 82 00:05:05,199 --> 00:05:09,070 This is a crime scene, do not touch anything. 83 00:05:10,237 --> 00:05:13,238 Don't fuck with my scene, Slater! 84 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:15,307 Slater, let's keep moving. 85 00:05:15,309 --> 00:05:16,775 Got a lot of building to clear. 86 00:05:16,777 --> 00:05:18,112 We'll take the upper level. 87 00:05:20,915 --> 00:05:21,847 [Gary] Hey, I don't think that girl 88 00:05:21,849 --> 00:05:23,650 from the videotape is in here. 89 00:05:25,219 --> 00:05:28,620 It's an information superhighway that spans the globe, 90 00:05:28,622 --> 00:05:30,689 and it is called internet, 91 00:05:30,691 --> 00:05:33,492 or just the net to frequent users. 92 00:05:33,494 --> 00:05:35,760 Today millions of Americans have personal computers 93 00:05:35,762 --> 00:05:38,597 and can access the net for a modest monthly fee. 94 00:05:38,599 --> 00:05:40,431 I think I'll stick to my telephone for now. 95 00:05:40,433 --> 00:05:41,901 [chuckles] 96 00:05:41,903 --> 00:05:44,870 And in local news, a number of Westerville residents 97 00:05:44,872 --> 00:05:48,007 have come forward with stories of a mysterious figure 98 00:05:48,009 --> 00:05:49,975 they're calling the Rat Man. 99 00:05:49,977 --> 00:05:51,676 Sounds like a superhero, Camille. 100 00:05:51,678 --> 00:05:54,513 [chuckles] That is no superhero I'd want to meet, Mark. 101 00:05:54,515 --> 00:05:58,183 Eyewitnesses have said that this man or man-animal hybrid 102 00:05:58,185 --> 00:06:00,352 lives in the sewers and comes out at night, 103 00:06:00,354 --> 00:06:02,654 but if you shine a light directly at it, 104 00:06:02,656 --> 00:06:04,623 it suddenly disappears. 105 00:06:04,625 --> 00:06:07,526 Channel Six's Holly Marciano has more. 106 00:06:07,528 --> 00:06:09,661 Is he an urban legend? 107 00:06:09,663 --> 00:06:12,631 Or is there really a creature of unknown origin 108 00:06:12,633 --> 00:06:14,466 lurking within the sewers? 109 00:06:14,468 --> 00:06:16,868 I was just out here taking a walk at night 110 00:06:16,870 --> 00:06:19,740 and I heard it making noises down there. 111 00:06:21,308 --> 00:06:24,345 And it looked up at me like a... 112 00:06:26,747 --> 00:06:28,480 A fucking clown. 113 00:06:28,482 --> 00:06:31,250 [Holly] This amateur sketch resembles what many of you say 114 00:06:31,252 --> 00:06:33,052 the Rat Man looks like. 115 00:06:33,054 --> 00:06:35,687 Almost everyone has come up with their own theories 116 00:06:35,689 --> 00:06:37,992 and explanations for the image. 117 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:41,426 Yeah, my theory is the dude's from the fucking prison 118 00:06:41,428 --> 00:06:44,563 in Athens for like the criminally insane. 119 00:06:44,565 --> 00:06:45,830 That's where my cousin went. 120 00:06:45,832 --> 00:06:48,233 Yeah, her crazy-ass cousin was in there, 121 00:06:48,235 --> 00:06:51,203 so he's like an escaped mental case. 122 00:06:51,205 --> 00:06:54,539 Oh, and he lives in the sewer so that nobody can find him. 123 00:06:54,541 --> 00:06:55,740 [bell tolls] 124 00:06:55,742 --> 00:06:58,077 Well, I believe it's a sign from Jesus. 125 00:06:58,079 --> 00:07:01,280 It's time for sinners and elitists 126 00:07:01,282 --> 00:07:02,749 to get what's coming to them. 127 00:07:04,851 --> 00:07:06,051 [Holly] Mm-hm. 128 00:07:06,053 --> 00:07:08,553 So tell me, where did you first see him? 129 00:07:08,555 --> 00:07:10,155 Right there. 130 00:07:10,157 --> 00:07:12,391 Behind me, that's where I saw him. 131 00:07:12,393 --> 00:07:13,227 Right there. 132 00:07:17,364 --> 00:07:18,863 Okay, we're done. 133 00:07:18,865 --> 00:07:20,234 Thank you for your service. 134 00:07:21,868 --> 00:07:24,869 Fucking last time I need to be in this forest. 135 00:07:24,871 --> 00:07:26,705 [Jeff] We could have picked an easier path, you know. 136 00:07:26,707 --> 00:07:27,908 There are no paths. 137 00:07:29,210 --> 00:07:30,044 [Jeff] Yeah. 138 00:07:33,347 --> 00:07:35,616 So do you want more B-roll of the forest? 139 00:07:37,684 --> 00:07:39,351 No, we have all kinds of footage 140 00:07:39,353 --> 00:07:42,889 of the forest and the mouth of the drain. 141 00:07:45,259 --> 00:07:47,792 Jesus, Barry, what, what does he want us to do, 142 00:07:47,794 --> 00:07:49,728 walk through raw sewage? 143 00:07:49,730 --> 00:07:51,532 No, I'm not being dramatic, I just... 144 00:07:54,901 --> 00:07:55,702 Yeah. 145 00:07:57,004 --> 00:07:58,570 Yep, no problem. 146 00:07:58,572 --> 00:07:59,471 Okay. 147 00:07:59,473 --> 00:08:02,041 [phone beeps] 148 00:08:02,043 --> 00:08:03,442 [Jeff] Looking a little stressed. 149 00:08:03,444 --> 00:08:05,079 You wanna get a drink afterwards? 150 00:08:07,114 --> 00:08:08,547 - Jeff? - Yeah? 151 00:08:08,549 --> 00:08:10,351 - Fuck you. - Copy that. 152 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:16,757 [Jeff mutters angrily] 153 00:08:17,924 --> 00:08:20,592 This is the remarkable story of the Rat Man, 154 00:08:20,594 --> 00:08:22,027 - Westerville's very own... - He said he might want it 155 00:08:22,029 --> 00:08:24,896 from inside the drain, though, right? 156 00:08:24,898 --> 00:08:26,365 Yeah. 157 00:08:26,367 --> 00:08:28,435 I mean, it's a health hazard, look at it. 158 00:08:34,041 --> 00:08:35,809 [Jeff] Where is it? 159 00:08:39,513 --> 00:08:40,879 That guy's creepy. 160 00:08:40,881 --> 00:08:42,783 Yeah, let's get out of his eye line. 161 00:08:46,287 --> 00:08:49,488 This is the remarkable story of the Rat Man, 162 00:08:49,490 --> 00:08:52,724 Westerville's very own Loch Ness monster. 163 00:08:52,726 --> 00:08:55,127 It's a mystery that can only be told 164 00:08:55,129 --> 00:08:58,563 inside the cavernous tunnels beneath our feet. 165 00:08:58,565 --> 00:09:01,066 I'm Holly Marciano, Channel Six News. 166 00:09:01,068 --> 00:09:03,837 [eerie scraping] 167 00:09:07,808 --> 00:09:09,141 Construction? 168 00:09:09,143 --> 00:09:11,011 - Let's go again. - Yeah, going again. 169 00:09:12,079 --> 00:09:14,913 Hang on, just gotta get focus. 170 00:09:14,915 --> 00:09:17,184 And, all right. 171 00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:23,188 This is the remarkable story of the Rat Man, 172 00:09:23,190 --> 00:09:26,158 Westerville's very own Loch Ness monster. 173 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:28,860 - It's a myst... - Uh, the hell is that? 174 00:09:28,862 --> 00:09:30,095 Are you even, what are you doing? 175 00:09:30,097 --> 00:09:32,797 [Jeff] No, no, no, there's someone there. 176 00:09:32,799 --> 00:09:34,635 - Seriously. - Oh my god. 177 00:09:37,371 --> 00:09:39,671 I don't have the time for these shenanigans, 178 00:09:39,673 --> 00:09:41,806 can you with me about something else? 179 00:09:41,808 --> 00:09:43,777 [Jeff] Gimme a sec, Holly, just hold on. 180 00:09:46,413 --> 00:09:47,248 Hello? 181 00:09:52,419 --> 00:09:53,987 [clears throat] Excuse me. 182 00:09:55,256 --> 00:10:00,261 Oh man, are you fucking kidding? 183 00:10:02,028 --> 00:10:04,531 [Jeff groans] 184 00:10:06,767 --> 00:10:08,567 [Holly] What is it? 185 00:10:08,569 --> 00:10:10,404 [Jeff] I don't know. 186 00:10:15,542 --> 00:10:16,377 Ah. 187 00:10:17,911 --> 00:10:19,913 Yeah, it's just a bunch of junk. 188 00:10:24,518 --> 00:10:26,119 You think kids live down here? 189 00:10:27,321 --> 00:10:28,520 [Jeff] I don't know if you'd call this living, 190 00:10:28,522 --> 00:10:30,491 but yeah, I mean, it's possible. 191 00:10:31,358 --> 00:10:33,026 Jesus Christ. 192 00:10:36,730 --> 00:10:38,430 You know, we are the richest country in the world 193 00:10:38,432 --> 00:10:40,965 and we treat people like this. 194 00:10:40,967 --> 00:10:41,902 It's shameful. 195 00:10:46,773 --> 00:10:49,040 We should record more of this. 196 00:10:49,042 --> 00:10:50,675 Right, evidence of what it's like 197 00:10:50,677 --> 00:10:52,644 to actually live down here. 198 00:10:52,646 --> 00:10:54,246 [Jeff] Wow, you are really selling this, Holly. 199 00:10:54,248 --> 00:10:55,780 Don't be a dick. 200 00:10:55,782 --> 00:10:57,682 I'm serious, this is a good story. 201 00:10:57,684 --> 00:10:59,718 [Jeff] Don't you have an AA meeting? 202 00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:01,253 Fuck, I don't want to sit around 203 00:11:01,255 --> 00:11:02,954 and talk about my fucking drinking problem, okay? 204 00:11:02,956 --> 00:11:04,223 Don't you want to do something 205 00:11:04,225 --> 00:11:05,957 that will make a difference, Jeff? 206 00:11:05,959 --> 00:11:08,193 That will like, I don't know, help people? 207 00:11:08,195 --> 00:11:10,094 [Jeff] Help you get your Pulitzer, right? 208 00:11:10,096 --> 00:11:12,633 This is what we're talking about. 209 00:11:15,869 --> 00:11:17,702 Holly! 210 00:11:17,704 --> 00:11:18,705 - Holly! - Come! 211 00:11:20,874 --> 00:11:22,341 I need your light. 212 00:11:22,343 --> 00:11:24,209 [Jeff] Ah, fuck. 213 00:11:24,211 --> 00:11:25,712 [Holly] Come on. 214 00:11:33,854 --> 00:11:36,790 [foreboding music] 215 00:11:59,713 --> 00:12:03,648 What are you doing? [Holly shushes] 216 00:12:03,650 --> 00:12:04,785 [Jeff] What? 217 00:12:07,921 --> 00:12:09,256 What's going on? 218 00:12:11,392 --> 00:12:13,292 I think someone's here. 219 00:12:13,294 --> 00:12:14,127 Come on. 220 00:12:17,464 --> 00:12:19,531 [eerie hissing] 221 00:12:19,533 --> 00:12:21,134 [Jeff] Holy shit. 222 00:12:26,807 --> 00:12:29,310 Check, look behind you, check. 223 00:12:33,780 --> 00:12:35,582 This must be where he lives. 224 00:12:37,050 --> 00:12:38,850 [Jeff] Okay, so let's, 225 00:12:38,852 --> 00:12:40,719 I don't think we should be messing with this right now. 226 00:12:40,721 --> 00:12:41,920 We don't have to mess with anything, 227 00:12:41,922 --> 00:12:43,324 just get some footage. 228 00:13:07,247 --> 00:13:11,583 [roaring] [Jeff screams] 229 00:13:11,585 --> 00:13:12,784 [Jeff moans] Jeff, Jeff, Jeff... 230 00:13:12,786 --> 00:13:14,152 [Jeff] Let's get the fuck out of here. 231 00:13:14,154 --> 00:13:15,253 - Just calm down, calm down. - No, no, no, no. 232 00:13:15,255 --> 00:13:16,254 Take a deep breath. 233 00:13:16,256 --> 00:13:17,288 I'm not, fuck. [Holly shushes] 234 00:13:17,290 --> 00:13:18,890 fuck, is that him? 235 00:13:18,892 --> 00:13:20,892 [Holly] It's okay, just take a deep breath, all right? 236 00:13:20,894 --> 00:13:23,261 We didn't come this far to get nothing. 237 00:13:23,263 --> 00:13:27,366 Just take a deep breath, let me get your camera. 238 00:13:27,368 --> 00:13:28,201 It's okay. 239 00:13:31,037 --> 00:13:32,205 [Jeff] Okay. 240 00:13:33,139 --> 00:13:34,506 - Give me a sec. - Okay, good? 241 00:13:34,508 --> 00:13:35,640 [Jeff] Yeah, just give me a sec. 242 00:13:35,642 --> 00:13:36,477 Okay. 243 00:13:45,986 --> 00:13:48,453 [Jeff] I'm ready, do you see him? 244 00:13:48,455 --> 00:13:49,788 Yeah. 245 00:13:49,790 --> 00:13:52,959 [shushes] Just relax. 246 00:13:54,428 --> 00:13:55,261 Hi. 247 00:13:57,230 --> 00:13:58,064 Hello. 248 00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:00,801 We didn't mean to scare you. 249 00:14:03,370 --> 00:14:06,104 We're, we're friends, we just... 250 00:14:06,106 --> 00:14:08,308 We wanna ask you just a couple of questions. 251 00:14:09,175 --> 00:14:10,043 Is that okay? 252 00:14:12,446 --> 00:14:14,681 Okay, I'm gonna come a little bit closer. 253 00:14:18,385 --> 00:14:19,319 Okay, okay. 254 00:14:24,758 --> 00:14:26,359 Can I ask you what your name is? 255 00:14:28,228 --> 00:14:29,861 Bill. 256 00:14:29,863 --> 00:14:30,697 Bill. 257 00:14:31,998 --> 00:14:33,767 It's really nice to meet you, Bill. 258 00:14:35,168 --> 00:14:37,571 I'm Holly, and that's Jeff. 259 00:14:40,373 --> 00:14:41,875 Do you have a last name, Bill? 260 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:49,883 Are there other people that live down here with you? 261 00:14:53,954 --> 00:14:55,722 Raatma. 262 00:14:58,058 --> 00:15:00,525 [Holly] I'm sorry, can you repeat that? 263 00:15:00,527 --> 00:15:02,527 Did you say Rat Man? 264 00:15:02,529 --> 00:15:05,065 Are, are you the Rat Man, Bill? 265 00:15:09,570 --> 00:15:10,702 Okay, uh... 266 00:15:10,704 --> 00:15:13,037 [foreboding music] 267 00:15:13,039 --> 00:15:13,874 Thank you. 268 00:15:15,008 --> 00:15:18,042 I'm going to leave you my business card, 269 00:15:18,044 --> 00:15:19,844 - right here. - Holly! 270 00:15:19,846 --> 00:15:24,851 I'd love to follow up... [loud growling] 271 00:15:37,430 --> 00:15:39,864 [Holly screams] [creature shrieks] 272 00:15:39,866 --> 00:15:41,833 Holly, Holly... 273 00:15:41,835 --> 00:15:42,669 Holly? 274 00:15:45,472 --> 00:15:46,306 Holly! 275 00:15:48,308 --> 00:15:49,674 Fuck this, I'm out, I'm out of here. 276 00:15:49,676 --> 00:15:50,542 [Jeff screams] 277 00:15:50,544 --> 00:15:53,011 [static hisses] 278 00:15:53,013 --> 00:15:55,949 [distorted voices] 279 00:16:07,327 --> 00:16:10,230 [foreboding music] 280 00:16:13,399 --> 00:16:15,902 [Holly moans] 281 00:16:23,209 --> 00:16:24,044 What... 282 00:16:30,283 --> 00:16:31,217 What the... 283 00:16:36,456 --> 00:16:37,689 [gasps] 284 00:16:37,691 --> 00:16:38,525 Oh my god! 285 00:16:39,926 --> 00:16:40,761 What? 286 00:16:43,797 --> 00:16:45,298 What, I don't know 287 00:16:46,833 --> 00:16:48,602 what you want with... 288 00:16:52,505 --> 00:16:53,506 There are... 289 00:16:56,176 --> 00:16:58,078 There are people that can help you, 290 00:16:59,212 --> 00:17:02,448 that can get you on your feet, okay? 291 00:17:06,386 --> 00:17:10,323 I'm actually doing a story on you. 292 00:17:12,058 --> 00:17:13,960 To show people that... 293 00:17:16,496 --> 00:17:18,429 That you're just, you're just... 294 00:17:18,431 --> 00:17:20,965 You're normal, just you need some help, 295 00:17:20,967 --> 00:17:22,767 and I can help you. 296 00:17:22,769 --> 00:17:24,102 Okay, I can... 297 00:17:24,104 --> 00:17:25,937 If you just let me, I can help you, okay? 298 00:17:25,939 --> 00:17:26,971 Just let me help you. 299 00:17:26,973 --> 00:17:28,608 - How? - And I can help... 300 00:17:30,542 --> 00:17:31,578 How would you help? 301 00:17:36,282 --> 00:17:39,283 I wanted to tell their stories. 302 00:17:39,285 --> 00:17:41,519 I would tell their stories to the public. 303 00:17:41,521 --> 00:17:43,254 - Oh. - I would help you. 304 00:17:43,256 --> 00:17:45,857 That's a very generous offer, 305 00:17:45,859 --> 00:17:48,361 but we're gonna tell our own story. 306 00:17:51,331 --> 00:17:52,864 - Jeff? - Holly? 307 00:17:52,866 --> 00:17:54,465 - Jeff, Jeff? - Holly! 308 00:17:54,467 --> 00:17:56,000 Jeff! 309 00:17:56,002 --> 00:18:01,007 Stop, stop! [Jeff whimpers] 310 00:18:01,742 --> 00:18:02,974 [Raatma screeches] 311 00:18:02,976 --> 00:18:06,745 No, turn that light off, you're scaring him. 312 00:18:06,747 --> 00:18:07,513 Come on. 313 00:18:08,548 --> 00:18:10,281 Come on. 314 00:18:10,283 --> 00:18:11,852 That's it, come on. 315 00:18:21,361 --> 00:18:24,097 [Raatma shrieks] 316 00:18:38,845 --> 00:18:41,646 [Jeff whimpers] 317 00:18:41,648 --> 00:18:43,583 In the name of Raatma. 318 00:18:45,518 --> 00:18:48,619 [Jeff screams] [skin sizzles] 319 00:18:48,621 --> 00:18:50,855 No, no! 320 00:18:50,857 --> 00:18:53,626 Please, no, no! 321 00:18:54,527 --> 00:18:57,128 Help me, please, no! 322 00:18:57,130 --> 00:18:58,562 - Please, no! - I thought you were 323 00:18:58,564 --> 00:19:01,766 gonna do one of your little news stories on us. 324 00:19:01,768 --> 00:19:03,634 No, please. 325 00:19:03,636 --> 00:19:06,070 Now you might not realize it yet, 326 00:19:06,072 --> 00:19:08,775 but you are witnessing the beginning of a new era. 327 00:19:09,743 --> 00:19:12,412 Only the righteous shall rise. 328 00:19:14,247 --> 00:19:17,716 Your friend wasn't worthy, but you, who knows? 329 00:19:17,718 --> 00:19:21,519 For all of your sins, you could be saved. 330 00:19:21,521 --> 00:19:22,355 No! 331 00:19:23,489 --> 00:19:25,957 No, please, please! 332 00:19:25,959 --> 00:19:30,964 No! [Raatma shrieks] 333 00:19:31,832 --> 00:19:33,366 - No, please! - Give me that. 334 00:19:35,335 --> 00:19:37,938 It's time to see if you're welcome in the new world. 335 00:19:39,205 --> 00:19:40,705 [Raatma growls] [Holly whimpers] 336 00:19:40,707 --> 00:19:42,774 It's not for me to answer evil for evil. 337 00:19:42,776 --> 00:19:45,744 We leave that to the wrath of our new god. 338 00:19:45,746 --> 00:19:50,751 [Holly sobs] [Raatma shrieks] 339 00:19:54,154 --> 00:19:56,420 Please, no, god! 340 00:19:56,422 --> 00:19:59,359 [Raatma screeches] 341 00:20:09,736 --> 00:20:12,405 [Holly screams] 342 00:20:19,445 --> 00:20:21,614 Why, God? 343 00:20:22,482 --> 00:20:25,151 [static buzzes] 344 00:20:26,486 --> 00:20:27,952 Compression technology. 345 00:20:27,954 --> 00:20:30,354 The Veggie Masher turns your ordinary drab vegetables 346 00:20:30,356 --> 00:20:34,358 into a tasty, mouthwatering paste in mere seconds. 347 00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:36,327 Just mash and enjoy. 348 00:20:36,329 --> 00:20:37,695 With the Veggie Masher from Wonder Health, 349 00:20:37,697 --> 00:20:39,998 you can finally unleash the full vitamin 350 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,000 and nutrient potential of carrots, 351 00:20:42,002 --> 00:20:44,936 broccoli, peppers, peas. 352 00:20:44,938 --> 00:20:46,204 So why wait? 353 00:20:46,206 --> 00:20:48,272 Call this toll-free number and order now. 354 00:20:48,274 --> 00:20:49,874 The Veggie Masher from Wonder Health, 355 00:20:49,876 --> 00:20:52,643 a subsidiary of Mega Tech Pharmaceuticals. 356 00:20:52,645 --> 00:20:56,147 [dramatic music] 357 00:20:56,149 --> 00:20:58,783 Now I am very glad to have our wonderful coworker 358 00:20:58,785 --> 00:21:01,953 Holly Marciano with us following her incredible rescue 359 00:21:01,955 --> 00:21:05,023 after she got trapped in a storm drain. 360 00:21:05,025 --> 00:21:06,958 - [police siren wails] - Okay, come on. 361 00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:09,195 Come on, give me your hand. 362 00:21:15,168 --> 00:21:17,770 [Holly grunts] 363 00:21:21,875 --> 00:21:23,076 Gripping stuff. 364 00:21:24,444 --> 00:21:26,911 And as I'm sure our viewers are by now aware, 365 00:21:26,913 --> 00:21:29,447 we are very sad to report that cameraman Jeff Wohl 366 00:21:29,449 --> 00:21:31,382 has yet to be found. 367 00:21:31,384 --> 00:21:34,118 But Holly, we are so happy to have you back. 368 00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:36,122 Thank you, Mark, it's good to be back. 369 00:21:37,290 --> 00:21:39,057 It's the first day of fall, 370 00:21:39,059 --> 00:21:41,192 and there's no better way to kick off the season 371 00:21:41,194 --> 00:21:45,229 than with Westerville's 94th annual pumpkin festival. 372 00:21:45,231 --> 00:21:47,932 People are already lining up to Raatma the hay rides, 373 00:21:47,934 --> 00:21:49,567 apple Raatma, and of course, 374 00:21:49,569 --> 00:21:52,572 to see who will be crowned the festival's largest Raatma. 375 00:21:54,307 --> 00:21:56,509 [groaning] 376 00:21:59,312 --> 00:22:01,045 Okay, why don't we cut to commercial... 377 00:22:01,047 --> 00:22:03,047 [Holly spits] Jesus fucking Christ! 378 00:22:03,049 --> 00:22:04,082 [crew members scream] 379 00:22:04,084 --> 00:22:08,922 [skin sizzles] [Mark screams] 380 00:22:20,033 --> 00:22:22,733 [door opens] 381 00:22:22,735 --> 00:22:24,302 And in sports news, 382 00:22:24,304 --> 00:22:27,371 Ohio state plays the Indiana Hoosiers tomorrow night. 383 00:22:27,373 --> 00:22:29,207 Good luck to our Buckeyes. 384 00:22:29,209 --> 00:22:32,112 I'm Holly Marciano, Channel Six News. 385 00:22:33,046 --> 00:22:34,147 Hail Raatma. 386 00:22:35,748 --> 00:22:39,085 [emergency tone blares] 387 00:22:46,226 --> 00:22:48,192 [Petro] These super labs can be booby-trapped, 388 00:22:48,194 --> 00:22:50,228 proceed with caution. 389 00:22:50,230 --> 00:22:53,531 [Nash] Could be no one left alive in here. 390 00:22:53,533 --> 00:22:56,036 [Slater] You feeling in over your head, Nash? 391 00:22:57,270 --> 00:22:59,339 [Nash] Mind your own fucking head, Slater. 392 00:23:05,845 --> 00:23:08,748 [eerie organ music] 393 00:23:15,388 --> 00:23:17,655 [Spivy] I've got people, there's people in here. 394 00:23:17,657 --> 00:23:20,224 [Slater] Blue Team, we've got more DBs. 395 00:23:20,226 --> 00:23:21,894 Room full of bodies. 396 00:23:32,238 --> 00:23:33,904 [Spivy] Fuck me, I'm calling for backup. 397 00:23:33,906 --> 00:23:36,941 No, not yet, let's find the others. 398 00:23:36,943 --> 00:23:39,310 Hey Slater, what's your 10-20? 399 00:23:39,312 --> 00:23:40,578 [Slater] Fuck if I know. 400 00:23:40,580 --> 00:23:42,880 Oursler and I got fucking separated. 401 00:23:42,882 --> 00:23:47,785 Could be these bitches are barricaded or got tipped off. 402 00:23:47,787 --> 00:23:49,355 Stay where you are. 403 00:23:51,057 --> 00:23:53,793 You know, if this thing ever makes the news, 404 00:23:55,028 --> 00:23:56,529 and they ask for an interview, 405 00:23:58,331 --> 00:24:00,133 I can do it, I got a face for TV. 406 00:24:04,904 --> 00:24:07,640 [static crackles] 407 00:24:12,078 --> 00:24:15,248 [somber choral music] 408 00:24:23,356 --> 00:24:24,788 [Hailey] So with these memorial videos, 409 00:24:24,790 --> 00:24:27,658 isn't it usually just like home movies? 410 00:24:27,660 --> 00:24:30,294 We record our services from time to time. 411 00:24:30,296 --> 00:24:35,301 You haven't yet met the family of the deceased, have you? 412 00:24:36,469 --> 00:24:38,502 They are, well, the main point is 413 00:24:38,504 --> 00:24:41,039 we never question the request of the client. 414 00:24:41,041 --> 00:24:43,374 Grief is a personal matter. 415 00:24:43,376 --> 00:24:45,609 If the bereaved family wants to include footage 416 00:24:45,611 --> 00:24:48,881 of the wake in their memorial video, we are happy to oblige. 417 00:24:50,016 --> 00:24:51,515 I assume they're paying extra for this. 418 00:24:51,517 --> 00:24:53,717 That also, yes. 419 00:24:53,719 --> 00:24:54,720 Hand me the battery. 420 00:24:57,823 --> 00:24:59,923 I've got it to program for the cameras as well, 421 00:24:59,925 --> 00:25:01,825 so make sure you keep this in CD mode, 422 00:25:01,827 --> 00:25:03,061 otherwise you'll eject a tape 423 00:25:03,063 --> 00:25:04,795 in the middle of someone's eulogy. 424 00:25:04,797 --> 00:25:07,098 - Ready to go? - Yeah, I parked out front. 425 00:25:07,100 --> 00:25:09,133 The wake's going to begin at nine, so I would suggest 426 00:25:09,135 --> 00:25:10,301 - you open the doors... - Yeah, I already know. 427 00:25:10,303 --> 00:25:11,902 - Why's the casket crooked? - Hm? 428 00:25:11,904 --> 00:25:14,905 I didn't place it like that. 429 00:25:14,907 --> 00:25:16,807 You know I didn't go near it. 430 00:25:16,809 --> 00:25:18,176 Maybe I bumped it. 431 00:25:18,178 --> 00:25:19,011 Whatever. 432 00:25:24,184 --> 00:25:25,783 Oh, Jesus, that's heavy. 433 00:25:25,785 --> 00:25:27,485 Well he was a big boy. 434 00:25:27,487 --> 00:25:29,920 Parts of him that were left, anyway. 435 00:25:29,922 --> 00:25:31,122 Ronald, he's joking, right? 436 00:25:31,124 --> 00:25:33,857 The deceased was in a severe accident. 437 00:25:33,859 --> 00:25:35,193 It is a closed casket wake. 438 00:25:35,195 --> 00:25:37,328 - Yeah, I knew that, but... - Don't worry. 439 00:25:37,330 --> 00:25:38,729 I was more or less able to get him back 440 00:25:38,731 --> 00:25:40,298 into his original shape. 441 00:25:40,300 --> 00:25:43,303 Pity about his face and head. 442 00:25:44,704 --> 00:25:46,237 But the family wanted him to put back together, 443 00:25:46,239 --> 00:25:48,939 and aside from that top part, I'd say it's pretty good work. 444 00:25:48,941 --> 00:25:50,174 But don't take my word for it, 445 00:25:50,176 --> 00:25:52,643 why don't you have a look for yourself? 446 00:25:52,645 --> 00:25:54,145 You're gonna do great, Hailey. 447 00:25:54,147 --> 00:25:55,913 I'll be in early tomorrow morning to relieve you, 448 00:25:55,915 --> 00:25:58,249 so if anything serious comes up, give me a call. 449 00:25:58,251 --> 00:26:00,120 And if it doesn't, don't wake me up. 450 00:26:13,533 --> 00:26:16,602 [somber organ music] 451 00:26:37,557 --> 00:26:39,857 [Hailey] Yes, I was just about to switch out the tapes, 452 00:26:39,859 --> 00:26:43,327 but I feel dumb recording myself just sitting here. 453 00:26:43,329 --> 00:26:44,197 I'm standing. 454 00:26:45,598 --> 00:26:47,298 [Ronald] Call me if anything serious came up. 455 00:26:47,300 --> 00:26:49,200 Nothing happening, it's not serious. 456 00:26:49,202 --> 00:26:52,136 It's a wake, he's not going anywhere. 457 00:26:52,138 --> 00:26:53,471 Maybe they got caught in the storm, 458 00:26:53,473 --> 00:26:55,975 or maybe nobody liked the guy. 459 00:26:59,679 --> 00:27:00,744 Okay, okay, sorry. 460 00:27:00,746 --> 00:27:03,816 [somber organ music] 461 00:27:06,018 --> 00:27:08,788 [thunder rumbles] 462 00:27:34,247 --> 00:27:35,979 Hey Sharon, it's me. 463 00:27:35,981 --> 00:27:38,549 I know it's late, but if you're up, 464 00:27:38,551 --> 00:27:40,453 give me a call it the funeral home. 465 00:27:41,787 --> 00:27:46,559 No one's here and I'm working all night, 466 00:27:48,194 --> 00:27:49,962 and I had a quick question for you. 467 00:27:50,996 --> 00:27:51,831 Bye. 468 00:27:55,901 --> 00:27:58,904 [eerie organ music] 469 00:28:04,944 --> 00:28:07,547 [casket creaks] 470 00:28:17,122 --> 00:28:19,359 [thudding] 471 00:28:24,096 --> 00:28:26,599 [phone rings] 472 00:28:30,870 --> 00:28:31,969 Hello? 473 00:28:31,971 --> 00:28:33,573 I mean, Jensen Funeral Home. 474 00:28:34,807 --> 00:28:36,609 Hey, Sharon, yeah. 475 00:28:37,877 --> 00:28:39,979 Your mom still saves the newspaper, right? 476 00:28:41,381 --> 00:28:42,880 No, I... 477 00:28:42,882 --> 00:28:44,548 No, that's fine. 478 00:28:44,550 --> 00:28:47,985 Listen, would you mind checking the obituary page 479 00:28:47,987 --> 00:28:51,457 in the last few issues for a guy named Andrew Edwards? 480 00:28:52,525 --> 00:28:54,625 This is weird, but I'm supposed 481 00:28:54,627 --> 00:28:56,729 to be hosting his wake tonight, and I... 482 00:28:57,830 --> 00:28:59,730 Something like that. 483 00:28:59,732 --> 00:29:02,766 Basically, just in the past week. 484 00:29:02,768 --> 00:29:03,603 Yeah. 485 00:29:04,804 --> 00:29:06,739 Thanks, I appreciate it. 486 00:29:08,007 --> 00:29:08,841 Bye. 487 00:29:12,478 --> 00:29:15,080 [somber music] 488 00:29:21,854 --> 00:29:24,624 [thunder cracks] 489 00:29:36,702 --> 00:29:39,472 [thunder cracks] 490 00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:42,241 Shit, shit. 491 00:29:59,725 --> 00:30:02,328 [rain patters] 492 00:30:03,429 --> 00:30:05,931 [door closes] 493 00:31:02,955 --> 00:31:04,023 It's crooked? 494 00:31:20,873 --> 00:31:22,975 [knocks] 495 00:31:31,984 --> 00:31:34,086 [grunts] 496 00:31:35,555 --> 00:31:37,387 [thudding] [Holly yelps] 497 00:31:37,389 --> 00:31:40,424 I am fucking telling you he's alive in there. 498 00:31:40,426 --> 00:31:42,325 He fucking moved, I heard it. 499 00:31:42,327 --> 00:31:45,565 [Ronald] I promise you, he is very dead, Hailey. 500 00:31:46,732 --> 00:31:49,900 If you can't handle one under-attended wake... 501 00:31:49,902 --> 00:31:51,003 Hang on, here's Tim. 502 00:31:54,740 --> 00:31:59,109 [Tim] Hailey, kid, I assure you that body in that casket 503 00:31:59,111 --> 00:32:01,111 is not capable of moving. 504 00:32:01,113 --> 00:32:02,780 All those stories about people waking up 505 00:32:02,782 --> 00:32:04,582 are just urban legends. 506 00:32:04,584 --> 00:32:06,049 It's just gas is escaping 507 00:32:06,051 --> 00:32:08,519 or one of the other hundred chemical processes 508 00:32:08,521 --> 00:32:10,988 that can happen with embalmed remains in the first 96. 509 00:32:10,990 --> 00:32:12,790 We talked about this. 510 00:32:12,792 --> 00:32:14,159 [Hailey] Gas is escaping. 511 00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:16,694 [Tim] It's just you there, right? 512 00:32:16,696 --> 00:32:19,096 So go crack the lid and take a peek. 513 00:32:19,098 --> 00:32:21,398 Seriously, I mean it, Ronnie and I will stay on the line 514 00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:24,334 and you'll see it's just a person's remains. 515 00:32:24,336 --> 00:32:25,703 Might look a little gross, 516 00:32:25,705 --> 00:32:27,940 but that's all it is, and you'll feel better. 517 00:32:30,476 --> 00:32:31,609 Hailey? 518 00:32:31,611 --> 00:32:33,343 No, you're right. 519 00:32:33,345 --> 00:32:36,179 It's just the remains settling, I know that. 520 00:32:36,181 --> 00:32:37,049 Sorry, Tim. 521 00:32:38,684 --> 00:32:40,317 [Tim] It's okay, kid. 522 00:32:40,319 --> 00:32:42,920 But don't call here again tonight or Ron will fire you. 523 00:32:42,922 --> 00:32:43,756 Goodnight. 524 00:32:47,159 --> 00:32:49,995 [thunder rumbles] 525 00:33:09,448 --> 00:33:13,719 [knocking] [gasps] 526 00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:16,754 [door opens] 527 00:33:16,756 --> 00:33:18,421 [man chats] 528 00:33:18,423 --> 00:33:20,323 [Man] This is Andrew's wake, no? 529 00:33:20,325 --> 00:33:21,458 Yes, yes. 530 00:33:21,460 --> 00:33:23,596 My gosh, I am so sorry, wait one second. 531 00:33:24,496 --> 00:33:26,999 We had a power outage, so... 532 00:33:29,802 --> 00:33:31,234 [thunder rumbles] 533 00:33:31,236 --> 00:33:35,673 We met with a man before, an old fellow. 534 00:33:35,675 --> 00:33:37,107 He's not here tonight? 535 00:33:37,109 --> 00:33:39,710 Oh, you must mean Ronald, he's the manager. 536 00:33:39,712 --> 00:33:42,245 He'll be in tomorrow for the funeral services itself, 537 00:33:42,247 --> 00:33:44,815 but I was given the responsibility of the wake. 538 00:33:44,817 --> 00:33:46,218 Doesn't matter. 539 00:33:47,653 --> 00:33:49,386 Of course, I understand very few could make it up 540 00:33:49,388 --> 00:33:50,588 in this storm. 541 00:33:50,590 --> 00:33:54,792 There's a tornado watch, something like this. 542 00:33:54,794 --> 00:33:55,995 I listen to the weather. 543 00:33:57,863 --> 00:33:59,062 May I? 544 00:33:59,064 --> 00:34:00,365 My gosh, yes. 545 00:34:03,002 --> 00:34:03,803 Here. 546 00:34:05,571 --> 00:34:07,306 Are you family, or... 547 00:34:11,243 --> 00:34:13,646 [man groans] 548 00:34:14,947 --> 00:34:18,618 [speaking foreign language] 549 00:34:58,556 --> 00:35:00,456 [Man] Thank you very much. 550 00:35:00,458 --> 00:35:02,224 Oh, do you need anything else? 551 00:35:02,226 --> 00:35:04,697 [Man] No, I paid my respects in full. 552 00:35:11,637 --> 00:35:14,139 [door closes] 553 00:35:21,380 --> 00:35:24,483 [somber organ music] 554 00:35:26,051 --> 00:35:28,553 [phone rings] 555 00:35:31,490 --> 00:35:33,090 Janssen Funeral Home. 556 00:35:33,092 --> 00:35:35,360 [Sharon] Hey, sorry, I totally passed out. 557 00:35:36,428 --> 00:35:37,928 Don't sweat it, it's cool. 558 00:35:37,930 --> 00:35:40,330 No one showed up to this wake tonight. 559 00:35:40,332 --> 00:35:42,365 It's been kind of creepy, 560 00:35:42,367 --> 00:35:45,268 so I wanted to know the deal with the dead guy, 561 00:35:45,270 --> 00:35:50,040 but someone finally visited, so now it's not as strange. 562 00:35:50,042 --> 00:35:52,375 [Sharon] Really, someone showed up? 563 00:35:52,377 --> 00:35:53,378 What were they like? 564 00:35:55,580 --> 00:35:56,847 Why? 565 00:35:56,849 --> 00:35:58,048 I went and flipped through the Tribune 566 00:35:58,050 --> 00:35:59,717 for Andrew Edwards like you said, 567 00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:01,819 but I didn't need to look in the obituaries. 568 00:36:01,821 --> 00:36:03,086 He was on the front page. 569 00:36:03,088 --> 00:36:04,822 - [thunder cracks] - What? 570 00:36:04,824 --> 00:36:06,589 [Sharon] Andrew Edwards is the name of the guy 571 00:36:06,591 --> 00:36:09,092 who jumped off the roof of that church down in Haysburg. 572 00:36:09,094 --> 00:36:10,794 You heard about that, right? 573 00:36:10,796 --> 00:36:13,563 He was on the roof for an hour shouting crazy gibberish, 574 00:36:13,565 --> 00:36:15,032 and then he hit the concrete steps 575 00:36:15,034 --> 00:36:17,202 right as families were beginning to show up for... 576 00:36:18,437 --> 00:36:20,472 [Hailey] Hello, Sharon? 577 00:36:27,146 --> 00:36:30,981 [thudding] [Hailey gasps] 578 00:36:30,983 --> 00:36:33,585 Hello? [clattering] 579 00:36:37,256 --> 00:36:39,491 [thudding] 580 00:36:41,927 --> 00:36:45,929 [banging] [Hailey yelps] 581 00:36:45,931 --> 00:36:48,500 [casket thuds] 582 00:36:52,504 --> 00:36:53,338 What? 583 00:36:56,541 --> 00:36:59,311 [thunder cracks] 584 00:37:08,921 --> 00:37:11,121 [tornado siren wails] 585 00:37:11,123 --> 00:37:12,157 Mr. Edwards? 586 00:37:23,335 --> 00:37:27,237 Mr. Edwards, you've been in an accident, okay? 587 00:37:27,239 --> 00:37:29,339 And there was... 588 00:37:29,341 --> 00:37:32,375 There's some kind of a mistake at the morgue... 589 00:37:32,377 --> 00:37:37,382 [Andrew snarls] [Hailey screams] 590 00:37:56,035 --> 00:37:57,801 He can't see me. 591 00:37:57,803 --> 00:38:00,572 [Andrew gurgles] 592 00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:22,826 [Hailey screams] 593 00:38:22,828 --> 00:38:25,497 [Andrew growls] 594 00:38:37,042 --> 00:38:39,811 [thunder cracks] 595 00:39:06,405 --> 00:39:09,372 [camera beeps] 596 00:39:09,374 --> 00:39:12,044 [Andrew growls] 597 00:39:13,778 --> 00:39:16,949 [tornado sirens wail] 598 00:39:18,517 --> 00:39:20,785 [rumbling] 599 00:39:23,688 --> 00:39:25,889 [Andrew shrieks] 600 00:39:25,891 --> 00:39:28,627 [Hailey screams] 601 00:39:36,201 --> 00:39:38,870 [wind whistles] 602 00:40:22,914 --> 00:40:25,983 [Nash] Petro, we're on the move, where are you? 603 00:40:25,985 --> 00:40:28,018 [static crackles] 604 00:40:28,020 --> 00:40:29,754 [Spivy] We're fucking lost in here. 605 00:40:30,990 --> 00:40:33,025 Oh god, there's that smell again. 606 00:40:33,959 --> 00:40:35,360 It's worse than dead bodies. 607 00:40:36,528 --> 00:40:38,163 This is not the same staircase. 608 00:40:39,965 --> 00:40:41,398 [foreboding music] 609 00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:45,404 Watch your step, there's something on the floor. 610 00:40:50,175 --> 00:40:52,811 [static buzzes] 611 00:40:56,215 --> 00:40:58,183 What the fuck is that? 612 00:40:59,318 --> 00:41:01,651 Petro, where the fuck are you? 613 00:41:01,653 --> 00:41:05,122 We've got another 419, definitely not self-inflicted. 614 00:41:05,124 --> 00:41:07,890 We don't need more tech, we need a gravedigger! 615 00:41:07,892 --> 00:41:09,492 [Nash] We're gonna need more than just one gravedigger. 616 00:41:09,494 --> 00:41:11,830 This is gonna get nastier. 617 00:41:12,964 --> 00:41:13,798 [Spivy] Petro! 618 00:41:15,734 --> 00:41:17,100 Oursler! 619 00:41:17,102 --> 00:41:19,069 Fucking radio isn't working. 620 00:41:19,071 --> 00:41:19,904 [Spivy] Petro, Oursler! 621 00:41:21,373 --> 00:41:24,107 [Slater] All officers check in right fucking now! 622 00:41:24,109 --> 00:41:27,310 With radio interference, this channel is not stable. 623 00:41:27,312 --> 00:41:29,248 We have to find an exit right now. 624 00:41:30,182 --> 00:41:32,715 [jingle chimes] 625 00:41:32,717 --> 00:41:35,085 [Woman] All are welcome. 626 00:41:35,087 --> 00:41:37,420 All are watching. 627 00:41:37,422 --> 00:41:39,322 Finally, followers, 628 00:41:39,324 --> 00:41:42,425 tonight is the night you've been waiting for. 629 00:41:42,427 --> 00:41:44,894 Track my signal. 630 00:41:44,896 --> 00:41:47,164 The signal is the stimulant. 631 00:41:47,166 --> 00:41:49,132 The signal is the sedative. 632 00:41:49,134 --> 00:41:51,570 The signal is salvation. 633 00:41:52,904 --> 00:41:55,107 Forever starts right now. 634 00:42:06,451 --> 00:42:09,452 [electricity buzzes] 635 00:42:09,454 --> 00:42:12,191 [shouts in pain] 636 00:42:22,067 --> 00:42:24,903 [doctor chuckles] 637 00:42:28,407 --> 00:42:32,077 [speaking foreign language] 638 00:42:52,030 --> 00:42:54,931 [static hisses] 639 00:42:54,933 --> 00:42:58,101 [machine beeps] 640 00:42:58,103 --> 00:43:01,740 [speaking foreign language] 641 00:43:56,395 --> 00:43:58,730 [saw whirs] 642 00:44:47,612 --> 00:44:51,283 [speaking foreign language] 643 00:44:57,722 --> 00:45:00,158 [man grunts] 644 00:45:10,802 --> 00:45:13,305 [man screams] 645 00:45:21,179 --> 00:45:24,182 [muffled breathing] 646 00:45:27,619 --> 00:45:30,289 [static hisses] 647 00:45:31,490 --> 00:45:35,392 [heart thumps] [machine beeps] 648 00:45:35,394 --> 00:45:38,795 [machinery warbles] 649 00:45:38,797 --> 00:45:42,467 [speaking foreign language] 650 00:46:00,652 --> 00:46:02,754 [laughs] 651 00:46:14,098 --> 00:46:16,167 [laughs] 652 00:46:27,211 --> 00:46:29,881 [static buzzes] 653 00:46:40,725 --> 00:46:42,794 [laughs] 654 00:47:59,804 --> 00:48:01,906 [laughs] 655 00:48:07,145 --> 00:48:10,782 [sings in foreign language] 656 00:48:17,055 --> 00:48:20,058 [breathing heavily] 657 00:48:30,435 --> 00:48:34,105 [speaking foreign language] 658 00:48:40,945 --> 00:48:43,948 [machinery warbles] 659 00:48:47,986 --> 00:48:50,321 [saw whirs] 660 00:49:22,887 --> 00:49:26,422 [static crackles] [machinery whirs] 661 00:49:26,424 --> 00:49:30,094 [speaking foreign language] 662 00:49:48,346 --> 00:49:51,082 [torch crackles] 663 00:50:07,566 --> 00:50:11,235 [speaking foreign language] 664 00:50:29,253 --> 00:50:31,590 [men shout] 665 00:50:46,370 --> 00:50:49,340 [machinery warbles] 666 00:51:09,327 --> 00:51:11,996 [static buzzes] 667 00:51:23,041 --> 00:51:26,676 [speaking foreign language] 668 00:51:26,678 --> 00:51:29,578 [drill whirs] 669 00:51:29,580 --> 00:51:31,850 [grunting] 670 00:51:33,251 --> 00:51:35,920 [S.A. whimpers] 671 00:51:56,875 --> 00:51:58,474 [static crackles] 672 00:51:58,476 --> 00:52:02,011 [speaking foreign language] 673 00:52:02,013 --> 00:52:04,248 [pounding] 674 00:52:24,703 --> 00:52:28,372 [speaking foreign language] 675 00:53:16,620 --> 00:53:17,553 [guns cock] 676 00:53:17,555 --> 00:53:19,891 [guns fire] 677 00:54:07,972 --> 00:54:11,642 [speaking foreign language] 678 00:54:19,683 --> 00:54:22,086 [Jono yelps] 679 00:54:26,390 --> 00:54:30,061 [speaking foreign language] 680 00:54:31,295 --> 00:54:33,631 [Jono gags] 681 00:55:21,045 --> 00:55:23,447 [Jono yelps] 682 00:55:30,688 --> 00:55:34,358 [speaking foreign language] 683 00:55:41,232 --> 00:55:44,235 [machinery warbles] 684 00:56:10,128 --> 00:56:11,260 [S.A. wails] 685 00:56:11,262 --> 00:56:14,933 [speaking foreign language] 686 00:56:32,416 --> 00:56:34,852 [S.A. wails] 687 00:57:05,316 --> 00:57:07,818 [alarm buzzes] 688 00:57:14,092 --> 00:57:16,427 [gun fires] 689 00:57:20,231 --> 00:57:22,900 [machines beep] 690 00:57:26,770 --> 00:57:29,607 [explosion booms] 691 00:57:40,718 --> 00:57:44,388 [speaking foreign language] 692 00:57:56,534 --> 00:57:59,470 [soldiers whimper] 693 00:58:08,079 --> 00:58:11,749 [speaking foreign language] 694 00:58:40,244 --> 00:58:43,847 [doctor laughs maniacally] 695 00:58:59,297 --> 00:59:01,965 [Jono whimpers] 696 00:59:12,743 --> 00:59:15,944 [creature growls] [man screams] 697 00:59:15,946 --> 00:59:18,449 [tense music] 698 00:59:29,927 --> 00:59:31,193 [Jono yelps] 699 00:59:31,195 --> 00:59:36,100 [guns fire] [speaking foreign language] 700 00:59:39,737 --> 00:59:42,173 [Jono cries] 701 00:59:57,321 --> 00:59:59,721 [creature growls] 702 00:59:59,723 --> 01:00:01,390 [gun fires] 703 01:00:01,392 --> 01:00:05,062 [speaking foreign language] 704 01:00:21,812 --> 01:00:24,548 [soldier shouts] 705 01:00:34,592 --> 01:00:39,597 [grenade explodes] [static buzzes] 706 01:00:44,602 --> 01:00:47,004 [S.A. gasps] 707 01:01:04,755 --> 01:01:07,591 [foreboding music] 708 01:01:15,032 --> 01:01:20,037 [creature roars] [man yelps] 709 01:01:34,985 --> 01:01:37,821 [creature growls] 710 01:01:47,565 --> 01:01:49,833 [thudding] 711 01:01:51,101 --> 01:01:55,504 [men shout] [guns fire] 712 01:01:55,506 --> 01:01:57,975 [S.A. shouts] 713 01:01:59,877 --> 01:02:04,848 [slicing] [man shouts in pain] 714 01:02:07,885 --> 01:02:10,988 [thudding footsteps] 715 01:03:01,639 --> 01:03:04,675 [S.A. moans in fear] 716 01:03:36,374 --> 01:03:39,276 [speakers crackle] 717 01:03:47,518 --> 01:03:49,785 [screams] 718 01:03:49,787 --> 01:03:51,021 [Girl] Hello. 719 01:03:56,494 --> 01:03:57,327 Hello. 720 01:03:58,696 --> 01:04:02,366 [speaking foreign language] 721 01:04:29,960 --> 01:04:30,794 Hey! 722 01:04:31,662 --> 01:04:36,667 Hello. [S.A. whimpers] 723 01:04:39,169 --> 01:04:41,503 [heart thumps] 724 01:04:41,505 --> 01:04:44,139 [machine beeps] 725 01:04:44,141 --> 01:04:47,044 [foreboding music] 726 01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:06,797 [speaking foreign language] 727 01:05:35,325 --> 01:05:37,826 [gun cocks] [speaking foreign language] 728 01:05:37,828 --> 01:05:40,163 [gun fires] 729 01:05:41,364 --> 01:05:43,867 [tense music] 730 01:06:00,484 --> 01:06:02,820 [gun whirs] 731 01:06:05,489 --> 01:06:08,423 [speaking foreign language] 732 01:06:08,425 --> 01:06:13,263 [gun fires] [man screams] 733 01:06:14,264 --> 01:06:17,267 [suspenseful music] 734 01:06:20,070 --> 01:06:22,337 [man shouts] 735 01:06:22,339 --> 01:06:27,244 [gun fires] [S.A. screams] 736 01:06:37,888 --> 01:06:42,660 [man shouts] [gun fires] 737 01:06:48,365 --> 01:06:50,768 [man shouts] 738 01:06:52,803 --> 01:06:55,771 [speaking foreign language] 739 01:06:55,773 --> 01:06:58,609 [static crackles] 740 01:07:07,284 --> 01:07:09,620 [gun whirs] 741 01:07:13,323 --> 01:07:16,226 [grenade explodes] 742 01:07:19,763 --> 01:07:23,100 [S.A. breathes heavily] 743 01:07:35,779 --> 01:07:37,946 [footsteps approach] 744 01:07:37,948 --> 01:07:41,416 [S.A. gasps] [gun clicks] 745 01:07:41,418 --> 01:07:43,919 [speaking foreign language] 746 01:07:43,921 --> 01:07:46,356 [man shouts] 747 01:08:06,243 --> 01:08:08,944 [Jono whimpers] 748 01:08:08,946 --> 01:08:10,378 [speaking foreign language] 749 01:08:10,380 --> 01:08:15,218 [Jono coughs] [gun whirs] 750 01:08:47,050 --> 01:08:48,683 [Commander shouts in foreign language] 751 01:08:48,685 --> 01:08:51,052 [gun fires] 752 01:08:51,054 --> 01:08:53,456 [Jono yelps] 753 01:09:08,237 --> 01:09:10,674 [gun clicks] 754 01:09:14,778 --> 01:09:17,613 [screams in rage] 755 01:09:22,853 --> 01:09:24,955 [growls] 756 01:09:31,795 --> 01:09:34,798 [laughs maniacally] 757 01:09:40,437 --> 01:09:42,773 [gun fires] 758 01:09:56,553 --> 01:10:00,223 [speaking foreign language] 759 01:10:07,731 --> 01:10:10,467 [footsteps thud] 760 01:10:15,172 --> 01:10:17,405 [machinery whirs] [S.A. gasps] 761 01:10:17,407 --> 01:10:18,907 [Jono whimpers] 762 01:10:18,909 --> 01:10:21,745 [creature growls] 763 01:10:25,482 --> 01:10:28,085 [Jono screams] 764 01:10:31,521 --> 01:10:34,457 [creature shrieks] 765 01:11:05,889 --> 01:11:08,625 [static crackles] 766 01:11:13,163 --> 01:11:15,665 [birds chirp] 767 01:11:34,317 --> 01:11:38,353 [Gary] I, I thought you promised no one would get hurt. 768 01:11:38,355 --> 01:11:39,255 Oh, Gary. 769 01:11:42,592 --> 01:11:44,460 Someone always gets hurt. 770 01:11:46,996 --> 01:11:49,464 [Slater] What the fuck is going on in there? 771 01:11:49,466 --> 01:11:51,266 If you cannot clear the fucking place, 772 01:11:51,268 --> 01:11:54,069 then get the fuck out of there now! 773 01:11:54,071 --> 01:11:56,373 Forever starts right now. 774 01:11:59,342 --> 01:12:00,976 [static buzzes] 775 01:12:00,978 --> 01:12:03,278 Is Spivy here with you, Nash? 776 01:12:03,280 --> 01:12:04,812 He got separated. 777 01:12:04,814 --> 01:12:06,249 Haven't laid eyes on him. 778 01:12:07,416 --> 01:12:11,819 I want to get the fuck out of here. 779 01:12:11,821 --> 01:12:13,753 [foreboding music] 780 01:12:13,755 --> 01:12:15,256 Spivy? 781 01:12:15,258 --> 01:12:16,093 Spivy. 782 01:12:17,627 --> 01:12:19,897 Spivy, Oursler! 783 01:12:26,568 --> 01:12:27,404 Spivy? 784 01:12:28,771 --> 01:12:29,606 Spivy! 785 01:12:32,041 --> 01:12:34,210 Fucking hate this place. 786 01:12:35,312 --> 01:12:36,413 Spivy, come in. 787 01:12:37,514 --> 01:12:39,180 Brayberry. 788 01:12:39,182 --> 01:12:40,017 Fisher. 789 01:12:41,184 --> 01:12:42,619 Fucking anybody, come in! 790 01:12:44,154 --> 01:12:46,621 [Petro] Try not to lose your head, Slater. 791 01:12:46,623 --> 01:12:49,893 [rhythmic tone blares] 792 01:12:53,230 --> 01:12:58,235 [static buzzes] [alarms ring] 793 01:12:59,536 --> 01:13:02,337 [chatting] 794 01:13:02,339 --> 01:13:03,306 Attention! 795 01:13:18,788 --> 01:13:21,023 [men chat] 796 01:13:44,547 --> 01:13:46,049 [Victim] Oh god! 797 01:13:48,351 --> 01:13:50,120 No, no. 798 01:13:51,654 --> 01:13:52,489 No. 799 01:13:53,490 --> 01:13:56,059 [man whimpers] 800 01:14:03,500 --> 01:14:04,334 No. 801 01:14:09,806 --> 01:14:10,639 No. 802 01:14:12,175 --> 01:14:13,510 God, no, please. 803 01:14:16,279 --> 01:14:17,947 [Bob] I'm rolling. 804 01:14:21,251 --> 01:14:23,051 Okay, ready? 805 01:14:23,053 --> 01:14:24,385 You can go. 806 01:14:24,387 --> 01:14:27,322 Happy shall he be that taketh and dashest 807 01:14:27,324 --> 01:14:29,592 thy little ones against the stone. 808 01:14:33,663 --> 01:14:35,262 [whimpers] 809 01:14:35,264 --> 01:14:37,600 [gun fires] 810 01:14:41,271 --> 01:14:42,172 [Bob] Yep, cool. 811 01:14:52,549 --> 01:14:56,184 America is plagued by a black cancer 812 01:14:56,186 --> 01:14:59,587 that has been allowed to rot this once great land 813 01:14:59,589 --> 01:15:01,922 from within for far too long. 814 01:15:01,924 --> 01:15:05,360 We, the last decent men of America, 815 01:15:05,362 --> 01:15:08,096 are the true patriots who have given blood oaths 816 01:15:08,098 --> 01:15:10,498 to defend our way of life. 817 01:15:10,500 --> 01:15:13,101 We will take back America. 818 01:15:13,103 --> 01:15:15,603 Its rapists will be put down in the gutter. 819 01:15:15,605 --> 01:15:19,440 We will put boots to them and squash this mongrel horde 820 01:15:19,442 --> 01:15:21,342 like the rats they are. [shouting] 821 01:15:21,344 --> 01:15:25,246 We, the First Patriots Movement Militia, are coming for you. 822 01:15:25,248 --> 01:15:29,650 Our time of mass cleansing is at hand. 823 01:15:29,652 --> 01:15:32,019 And with this weapon 824 01:15:32,021 --> 01:15:34,822 that Christ himself in his infinite wisdom 825 01:15:34,824 --> 01:15:37,792 has seen fit to bestow upon us, 826 01:15:37,794 --> 01:15:42,163 we have become likened unto a righteous fist of justice 827 01:15:42,165 --> 01:15:45,466 that will smite the wickedness from the face of this earth! 828 01:15:45,468 --> 01:15:47,435 - Yeah! - The United States 829 01:15:47,437 --> 01:15:50,238 - of Fuckdom will fall! - Yeah! 830 01:15:50,240 --> 01:15:51,872 By god! [men cheer] 831 01:15:51,874 --> 01:15:54,941 [guns fire] 832 01:15:54,943 --> 01:15:57,845 Bob, what do I, I got it on standby. 833 01:15:57,847 --> 01:15:58,979 Now do I just press the button? 834 01:15:58,981 --> 01:15:59,814 [Bob] Press the red button. 835 01:15:59,816 --> 01:16:01,048 Just press it, okay. 836 01:16:01,050 --> 01:16:02,583 I don't wanna press, I don't wanna fuck it up. 837 01:16:02,585 --> 01:16:05,820 [Bob] Let's go, let's go, let's go, roll, roll, roll! 838 01:16:05,822 --> 01:16:07,424 Business, business time. 839 01:16:08,391 --> 01:16:09,957 Jesus fuck! 840 01:16:09,959 --> 01:16:11,528 Thanks for the puddle, Steve. 841 01:16:14,164 --> 01:16:17,232 Do you copy, we got a dash on this building. 842 01:16:17,234 --> 01:16:20,801 Looks like a security entrance to the east side. 843 01:16:20,803 --> 01:16:23,904 Employee parking lot, and it's not open today, 844 01:16:23,906 --> 01:16:25,673 but guarantee on the day it's gonna be open. 845 01:16:25,675 --> 01:16:27,742 [Greg] Copy that. 846 01:16:27,744 --> 01:16:29,476 I'm looking at... 847 01:16:29,478 --> 01:16:31,179 Got one security camera. 848 01:16:31,181 --> 01:16:33,648 Two security camera, three, four. 849 01:16:33,650 --> 01:16:37,252 We got definitely two X-ray analyzers in the lobby, 850 01:16:37,254 --> 01:16:38,985 and maybe a retinal scan. 851 01:16:38,987 --> 01:16:43,158 I'll try to get some codes, but if I don't, shit, guys. 852 01:16:43,160 --> 01:16:44,394 That was final. 853 01:16:47,864 --> 01:16:49,664 [groans] 854 01:16:49,666 --> 01:16:51,266 - Good job, good job. - Good job. 855 01:16:51,268 --> 01:16:52,101 Okay. 856 01:16:53,503 --> 01:16:55,035 We can maybe walk the beast in, 857 01:16:55,037 --> 01:16:59,006 but I don't think they're open until well after sun's out. 858 01:16:59,008 --> 01:17:00,807 [Bob] Does the front of the building even get sunlight? 859 01:17:00,809 --> 01:17:02,243 If we miss our weather window now, 860 01:17:02,245 --> 01:17:04,212 we're not gonna get sunlight for a few months, Bob. 861 01:17:04,214 --> 01:17:05,546 [Bob] No, no, no, no, we have to go now. 862 01:17:05,548 --> 01:17:06,747 [Jimmy] Maybe a bit drastic. 863 01:17:06,749 --> 01:17:09,048 We have to go in there and hit them up 864 01:17:09,050 --> 01:17:10,351 when the building's full up, okay? 865 01:17:10,353 --> 01:17:11,619 [Man] Hell yeah. 866 01:17:11,621 --> 01:17:12,587 They got a daycare. 867 01:17:12,589 --> 01:17:13,556 They got a daycare. 868 01:17:17,227 --> 01:17:19,596 Okay, um, pull out. 869 01:17:21,130 --> 01:17:22,930 Oh shit, front door it is. 870 01:17:22,932 --> 01:17:26,167 You know, at least the street runs past there, right? 871 01:17:26,169 --> 01:17:28,269 [Bob] Oh, hang on a moment here, Commandant, the... 872 01:17:28,271 --> 01:17:29,470 [Greg] Via loading dock. 873 01:17:29,472 --> 01:17:31,271 Oh, it's the maintenance entrance, 874 01:17:31,273 --> 01:17:32,773 my cousin can get us the passcode. 875 01:17:32,775 --> 01:17:36,244 Oh, nice, and the sun is there most of the day, too. 876 01:17:36,246 --> 01:17:38,481 [chuckles] 877 01:17:39,849 --> 01:17:43,217 Well, gentlemen, this is where we roll in 878 01:17:43,219 --> 01:17:44,887 and we detonate the abomination. 879 01:17:49,359 --> 01:17:51,861 [alarm rings] 880 01:17:59,736 --> 01:18:02,737 [gun cocks] 881 01:18:02,739 --> 01:18:05,342 [man whimpers] 882 01:18:07,577 --> 01:18:09,912 [gun fires] 883 01:18:12,382 --> 01:18:13,383 Good shot. 884 01:18:16,719 --> 01:18:18,819 [Man] Tower one to eagle's nest. 885 01:18:18,821 --> 01:18:21,622 [Greg] Go for eagle's nest. 886 01:18:21,624 --> 01:18:22,823 Package has landed. 887 01:18:22,825 --> 01:18:24,327 [Greg] Copy that, tower one. 888 01:18:34,136 --> 01:18:35,737 Hope you weren't waiting long. 889 01:18:37,474 --> 01:18:39,509 Work as much, but there's plenty of it. 890 01:18:42,779 --> 01:18:43,612 Greg. 891 01:18:46,082 --> 01:18:49,884 Gotta say, you boys don't fool around. 892 01:18:49,886 --> 01:18:52,587 I'm very impressed with the security here. 893 01:18:52,589 --> 01:18:54,021 Dam right, we're tight as a fucking drum, all right? 894 01:18:54,023 --> 01:18:56,857 Shut the fuck up, Jimmy, you're out of order. 895 01:18:56,859 --> 01:18:58,261 My bad, sorry, Commandant. 896 01:18:59,696 --> 01:19:01,798 Well trained soldiers you got there, Greg. 897 01:19:03,833 --> 01:19:06,403 It's Air Commandant when we're in uniform. 898 01:19:07,770 --> 01:19:09,439 Copy that, Air Commandant. 899 01:19:12,041 --> 01:19:14,744 Now your unit may be a well-regulated militia. 900 01:19:15,812 --> 01:19:18,378 [men laugh] 901 01:19:18,380 --> 01:19:20,983 But you ain't nowhere near well armed enough 902 01:19:23,520 --> 01:19:25,953 for the very necessary fight you've got coming your way. 903 01:19:25,955 --> 01:19:28,789 My god, this is making my fucking dick hard. 904 01:19:28,791 --> 01:19:31,057 [Bob] This is making all our dicks hard. 905 01:19:31,059 --> 01:19:32,760 [Jimmy] Yeah, Bob, I can see it from here. 906 01:19:32,762 --> 01:19:34,194 This will be more than enough 907 01:19:34,196 --> 01:19:36,431 to hold off whatever authorities come at you after the op. 908 01:19:36,433 --> 01:19:37,664 Now if those Waco numbnuts 909 01:19:37,666 --> 01:19:39,500 would have had half this hardware on hand, 910 01:19:39,502 --> 01:19:41,601 ATF would still be out there getting chewed up. 911 01:19:41,603 --> 01:19:42,903 Bet you these were just drinking up 912 01:19:42,905 --> 01:19:44,605 - that fucking Iraqi blood, huh? - Oh fuck yeah! 913 01:19:44,607 --> 01:19:46,173 Fucking Desert Storm! 914 01:19:46,175 --> 01:19:47,775 Oy, desert buttfuck, Talon! 915 01:19:47,777 --> 01:19:48,976 No one at the police station 916 01:19:48,978 --> 01:19:51,211 saw you taking any of this stuff? 917 01:19:51,213 --> 01:19:52,480 Nope. 918 01:19:52,482 --> 01:19:53,981 How's that? 919 01:19:53,983 --> 01:19:55,518 We got friends everywhere. 920 01:19:56,818 --> 01:19:58,185 You know it. 921 01:19:58,187 --> 01:20:00,119 Especially with a grease stain like Clinton 922 01:20:00,121 --> 01:20:02,189 in the White House. [man laughs] 923 01:20:02,191 --> 01:20:04,892 Lots of cops are ready for you patriots 924 01:20:04,894 --> 01:20:07,830 to take the feds down, hard. 925 01:20:11,901 --> 01:20:14,601 [Bob] Could you say something, Air Commandant, 926 01:20:14,603 --> 01:20:17,003 about how momentous this moment is for the cause? 927 01:20:17,005 --> 01:20:18,273 With the weapons and all. 928 01:20:20,510 --> 01:20:21,344 Cut. 929 01:20:33,823 --> 01:20:36,593 This is but a earthly arsenal. 930 01:20:47,404 --> 01:20:48,771 Well met, fellow warrior. 931 01:20:50,239 --> 01:20:51,173 This man here... 932 01:20:52,375 --> 01:20:55,743 This man heard Wu Tan's clarion call to action 933 01:20:55,745 --> 01:20:56,813 and he did his part. 934 01:20:58,014 --> 01:21:01,215 He hath armed us for conflict sure to come 935 01:21:01,217 --> 01:21:04,851 after the heroic act that we have all given blood oath 936 01:21:04,853 --> 01:21:06,554 to undertake. 937 01:21:06,556 --> 01:21:11,426 We will topple the Patrick V. McNamara Federal Building 938 01:21:11,428 --> 01:21:14,228 in the infested cesspit of Detroit, Michigan. 939 01:21:14,230 --> 01:21:15,732 - Fuck yeah. - Fucking right. 940 01:21:17,166 --> 01:21:19,368 [Man] And you're certain the weapon works? 941 01:21:20,469 --> 01:21:21,303 The creature? 942 01:21:22,271 --> 01:21:23,105 Of course. 943 01:21:24,674 --> 01:21:25,907 [Man] So you tested it? 944 01:21:28,710 --> 01:21:31,213 [alarm rings] 945 01:21:34,817 --> 01:21:38,653 Someone turn off that fucking bell! 946 01:21:38,655 --> 01:21:40,222 - There. - Please, no. 947 01:21:41,290 --> 01:21:42,124 Please. 948 01:21:44,994 --> 01:21:45,827 Please. 949 01:21:47,196 --> 01:21:48,030 Please. 950 01:21:49,832 --> 01:21:52,168 [gun fires] 951 01:21:56,773 --> 01:21:57,607 Jimmy. 952 01:22:04,213 --> 01:22:05,580 [Jimmy] Bucket. 953 01:22:05,582 --> 01:22:08,483 [Man] Come on, take that bit. 954 01:22:08,485 --> 01:22:09,917 [Greg] Don't get any on you, 955 01:22:09,919 --> 01:22:10,487 you don't know what that shit's gonna do to your scent. 956 01:22:13,022 --> 01:22:13,956 Yeah, drain him. 957 01:22:15,091 --> 01:22:16,192 [Jimmy] Come on, bitch. 958 01:22:17,159 --> 01:22:18,561 Yeah, here we go. 959 01:22:19,862 --> 01:22:21,929 That's probably good enough. 960 01:22:21,931 --> 01:22:23,698 - [coyotes howl] - Pretty cool eyes. 961 01:22:23,700 --> 01:22:25,099 This one looks pretty cool. 962 01:22:25,101 --> 01:22:26,166 [Bob] Kinda evil looking. 963 01:22:26,168 --> 01:22:27,635 Oh shit, those coyotes? 964 01:22:27,637 --> 01:22:29,136 [Bob] Yeah. 965 01:22:29,138 --> 01:22:31,405 Okay, let's do this. 966 01:22:31,407 --> 01:22:32,241 Good girl. 967 01:22:34,376 --> 01:22:35,643 Good girl. 968 01:22:35,645 --> 01:22:38,212 Okay, Phoebe, this is the good stuff. 969 01:22:38,214 --> 01:22:41,516 This is to redeem the soul of the goddamn US of A. 970 01:22:41,518 --> 01:22:42,883 - Oh yeah. - You understand me? 971 01:22:42,885 --> 01:22:45,019 Okay, get this for posterity, can you focus this? 972 01:22:45,021 --> 01:22:46,587 - Yeah, yeah. - Okay, let's get that. 973 01:22:46,589 --> 01:22:48,222 - Got it? - Let's do this, yeah. 974 01:22:48,224 --> 01:22:51,360 Creature blood going in, three, two, one. 975 01:22:56,332 --> 01:22:58,132 [Bob] Say something, Air Commandant, 976 01:22:58,134 --> 01:23:00,136 on what we're doing here. 977 01:23:01,538 --> 01:23:04,872 Well, uh, I got to thinking, Bob, 978 01:23:04,874 --> 01:23:06,440 that it would probably be a good idea 979 01:23:06,442 --> 01:23:10,177 to test the ultimate weapon before we're fully committed 980 01:23:10,179 --> 01:23:12,378 and running the mission. 981 01:23:12,380 --> 01:23:13,782 [Bob] Smart, really smart. 982 01:23:16,118 --> 01:23:17,654 [Man] What's taking him so... 983 01:23:18,888 --> 01:23:20,087 Oh shit. 984 01:23:20,089 --> 01:23:22,056 Shit, here we go, here we go, here we go. 985 01:23:22,058 --> 01:23:24,224 Run, boy, the sun is coming up! 986 01:23:24,226 --> 01:23:25,361 Everyone down, down! 987 01:23:41,577 --> 01:23:44,313 What in the actual fuck? 988 01:23:45,246 --> 01:23:46,814 - Jimmy! - What? 989 01:23:46,816 --> 01:23:49,850 It's probably blocked by the tree or something! 990 01:23:49,852 --> 01:23:51,819 Get in there, don't be such a fucking... 991 01:23:51,821 --> 01:23:54,657 [explosion booms] 992 01:23:56,893 --> 01:23:58,893 [coughs] 993 01:23:58,895 --> 01:24:01,360 [Man] Fucking Christ. 994 01:24:01,362 --> 01:24:04,266 [coughs violently] 995 01:24:06,969 --> 01:24:09,336 [Jimmy] First martyrs of the cause, baby! 996 01:24:09,338 --> 01:24:10,871 - It happened, it worked! - It's gone! 997 01:24:10,873 --> 01:24:12,172 - What'd you say? - It's gone! 998 01:24:12,174 --> 01:24:13,941 - What? - Phoebe! 999 01:24:13,943 --> 01:24:15,577 - It's gone! - It works! 1000 01:24:16,579 --> 01:24:21,017 [laughs] [men cheer] 1001 01:24:22,318 --> 01:24:24,184 [Man] Fuck you! 1002 01:24:24,186 --> 01:24:25,021 Yeah! 1003 01:24:26,823 --> 01:24:28,088 [Jimmy] This fucking smoke! 1004 01:24:28,090 --> 01:24:30,593 [alarm rings] 1005 01:24:33,963 --> 01:24:36,298 [gun fires] 1006 01:24:40,002 --> 01:24:43,070 All right, I give the go-ahead, and... 1007 01:24:43,072 --> 01:24:45,374 And fucking boom! 1008 01:24:52,581 --> 01:24:53,415 Um... 1009 01:24:55,416 --> 01:24:57,284 Fuck, Chuck, one second. 1010 01:24:57,286 --> 01:24:59,687 - Fuck. - Sorry, sorry. 1011 01:24:59,689 --> 01:25:01,121 They have to all go down at the same time, 1012 01:25:01,123 --> 01:25:02,556 - otherwise these fucking... - Sensor's just not 1013 01:25:02,558 --> 01:25:04,358 fucking going, Greg, I don't know what's going on. 1014 01:25:04,360 --> 01:25:07,161 [Greg] Well then you go and you get the part tomorrow. 1015 01:25:07,163 --> 01:25:09,331 Guess what, we're going the day after now. 1016 01:25:11,567 --> 01:25:12,499 [Jimmy] Fuck! 1017 01:25:12,501 --> 01:25:14,168 Nothing can be left to chance, 1018 01:25:14,170 --> 01:25:16,673 we are stepping onto the world stage here. 1019 01:25:18,139 --> 01:25:21,143 God in his infinite wisdom has given us a boon for the ages. 1020 01:25:22,478 --> 01:25:26,983 A metaphysical super weapon, living destruction. 1021 01:25:30,219 --> 01:25:33,455 I will not let Christ the King down. 1022 01:25:36,826 --> 01:25:40,460 We must do his good work with honor! 1023 01:25:40,462 --> 01:25:41,297 Yes, sir. 1024 01:25:46,402 --> 01:25:48,803 Well it looks like it's one more day 1025 01:25:48,805 --> 01:25:53,075 until the fall of the unholy American Empire. 1026 01:25:56,645 --> 01:25:58,347 But tonight, 1027 01:26:00,282 --> 01:26:02,818 tonight we will send off proper. 1028 01:26:04,253 --> 01:26:08,655 We will cleanse ourselves before the retribution. 1029 01:26:08,657 --> 01:26:12,728 We will get cork high and bottle deep! 1030 01:26:16,365 --> 01:26:18,432 We're gonna get fucking wasted. 1031 01:26:18,434 --> 01:26:19,666 Yeah! [men cheer] 1032 01:26:19,668 --> 01:26:21,769 All right, yeah! 1033 01:26:21,771 --> 01:26:25,072 - Fucking... - Commandant's private stash! 1034 01:26:25,074 --> 01:26:26,440 Oh, get it! [men whooping] 1035 01:26:26,442 --> 01:26:28,675 [heavy rock music] 1036 01:26:28,677 --> 01:26:31,180 [men chatter] 1037 01:26:34,083 --> 01:26:35,382 [Bob] You gonna go piss? 1038 01:26:35,384 --> 01:26:36,682 - A piss? - You taking a piss? 1039 01:26:36,684 --> 01:26:38,485 Are you gonna come watch me take a piss? 1040 01:26:38,487 --> 01:26:39,887 [Bob] Yeah, you want me to film it, 1041 01:26:39,889 --> 01:26:41,455 - you fucking perv? - Yeah, fucking go ahead. 1042 01:26:41,457 --> 01:26:43,490 Hey, we're going to the pissing hole! 1043 01:26:43,492 --> 01:26:46,794 - No, never rest, only pee! - Yeah. 1044 01:26:46,796 --> 01:26:47,629 - Never rest, only pee! - Only pee. 1045 01:26:52,334 --> 01:26:55,735 - [laughs] - Holy, ah, I tell you. 1046 01:26:55,737 --> 01:26:57,137 Fucking... 1047 01:26:57,139 --> 01:26:59,673 [groans] Let me tell you, these were fucking, 1048 01:26:59,675 --> 01:27:01,641 these are $12. 1049 01:27:01,643 --> 01:27:04,110 Oh, Jessie, what the fuck? 1050 01:27:04,112 --> 01:27:06,446 - I'll get, I'll get you. - Oh shit! 1051 01:27:06,448 --> 01:27:08,482 I know how to use this. [men shout drunkenly] 1052 01:27:08,484 --> 01:27:11,085 Oy, oy, oy, you're good. 1053 01:27:11,087 --> 01:27:13,887 [men laugh drunkenly] 1054 01:27:13,889 --> 01:27:15,756 - [Jimmy whoops happily] - Bob, we need you, Bob! 1055 01:27:15,758 --> 01:27:18,057 - You need a drink, Bob. - Bob's out! 1056 01:27:18,059 --> 01:27:20,594 - You need a drink. - Bob! 1057 01:27:20,596 --> 01:27:23,297 - [men laugh] - Give it to him. 1058 01:27:23,299 --> 01:27:25,664 [Jimmy] Your camera is your mask. 1059 01:27:25,666 --> 01:27:27,734 - Camera is my mask? - Why don't you have a drink? 1060 01:27:27,736 --> 01:27:29,235 [Bob] You're wearing a literal mask. 1061 01:27:29,237 --> 01:27:30,704 - You have to have... - I will have a drink. 1062 01:27:30,706 --> 01:27:33,440 - A drink. - I've been working hard. 1063 01:27:33,442 --> 01:27:35,675 - Oh, you first. [laughs] - You know what? 1064 01:27:35,677 --> 01:27:36,512 You're sick. 1065 01:27:48,657 --> 01:27:49,892 [Bob] Ow, ow. 1066 01:27:55,130 --> 01:27:56,132 There he is. 1067 01:27:56,999 --> 01:27:58,835 Fucking fuck. 1068 01:28:00,302 --> 01:28:03,337 [Bob laughs] 1069 01:28:03,339 --> 01:28:04,505 Fucking pussy. 1070 01:28:07,175 --> 01:28:07,977 Steve. 1071 01:28:10,412 --> 01:28:12,915 [Bob giggles] 1072 01:28:18,020 --> 01:28:18,855 Steve. 1073 01:28:20,857 --> 01:28:22,892 Where's the fucking monster? 1074 01:28:29,832 --> 01:28:31,433 Let's fuck with him, man. 1075 01:28:32,401 --> 01:28:34,303 - What? - Let's fuck with him. 1076 01:28:35,637 --> 01:28:37,271 You don't... 1077 01:28:37,273 --> 01:28:38,805 You don't wanna piss on him? 1078 01:28:38,807 --> 01:28:41,341 The fuck, Bob, what the fuck is wrong with you, man? 1079 01:28:41,343 --> 01:28:43,177 [Bob] The fuck is wrong with you? 1080 01:28:43,179 --> 01:28:46,346 Bob, just go back to the fucking party, man, okay? 1081 01:28:46,348 --> 01:28:50,017 Let me do my thing, you go, get the fuck out of here. 1082 01:28:50,019 --> 01:28:50,853 The fuck? 1083 01:28:52,321 --> 01:28:56,690 Pussy, I fucking knew you'd pussy out, you little bitch. 1084 01:28:56,692 --> 01:28:58,394 Fucking Steve. 1085 01:29:00,897 --> 01:29:03,797 Welcome to romance hour. 1086 01:29:03,799 --> 01:29:06,033 [hums drunkenly] 1087 01:29:06,035 --> 01:29:08,502 [both laugh] 1088 01:29:08,504 --> 01:29:10,270 Oh, oh, wow. 1089 01:29:10,272 --> 01:29:12,008 [Bob] Give him a kiss. 1090 01:29:13,275 --> 01:29:14,543 - What? - Kiss him! 1091 01:29:18,047 --> 01:29:19,079 You fucking dare me? 1092 01:29:19,081 --> 01:29:19,949 Fucking do it! 1093 01:29:21,550 --> 01:29:23,219 Fucking French him! 1094 01:29:25,654 --> 01:29:26,954 [coughs] 1095 01:29:26,956 --> 01:29:30,226 [Bob laughs raucously] 1096 01:29:31,660 --> 01:29:33,293 Oh my god. 1097 01:29:33,295 --> 01:29:34,794 Give me that fucking thing. 1098 01:29:34,796 --> 01:29:37,331 [Bob] No, no, no, no, no. 1099 01:29:37,333 --> 01:29:40,269 - [Bob laughs] - Bob! 1100 01:29:41,270 --> 01:29:43,737 [Steve coughs] 1101 01:29:43,739 --> 01:29:45,139 Oh god! 1102 01:29:45,141 --> 01:29:46,941 You sick fuck! 1103 01:29:46,943 --> 01:29:48,708 [alarm rings] 1104 01:29:48,710 --> 01:29:51,547 [doors bang open] 1105 01:29:53,514 --> 01:29:54,350 Is that you? 1106 01:29:55,651 --> 01:29:57,251 - What the fuck? - Go, go, go! 1107 01:29:57,253 --> 01:29:58,518 - Wait, who the fuck... - Who's that with Bart? 1108 01:29:58,520 --> 01:30:00,689 - I don't know. - Who's on fucking duty? 1109 01:30:01,958 --> 01:30:03,890 - Who's on duty? - It's supposed to be me. 1110 01:30:03,892 --> 01:30:05,025 - I'm sorry! - What the fuck? 1111 01:30:05,027 --> 01:30:06,226 I'm sorry, Commandant, I'll fix it! 1112 01:30:06,228 --> 01:30:07,763 - Oh, fuck. - Go! 1113 01:30:09,065 --> 01:30:10,330 - What are you doing? - I'll fix it! 1114 01:30:10,332 --> 01:30:13,867 Who the fuck is that, who the fuck is that? 1115 01:30:13,869 --> 01:30:16,369 The fuck is that thing? 1116 01:30:16,371 --> 01:30:17,306 Is that Terry? 1117 01:30:20,209 --> 01:30:22,276 - Is that Terry? - Terry? 1118 01:30:22,278 --> 01:30:24,711 - Who is that? - Terry's fucking dead! 1119 01:30:24,713 --> 01:30:25,714 [Bob] Oh my god. 1120 01:30:28,050 --> 01:30:30,318 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 1121 01:30:35,424 --> 01:30:36,458 Terry's fucking dead. 1122 01:30:39,460 --> 01:30:41,860 Do not fire until I give the order! 1123 01:30:41,862 --> 01:30:46,466 [Steve shouts] [thudding] 1124 01:30:46,468 --> 01:30:48,868 [creature growls] 1125 01:30:48,870 --> 01:30:50,239 Who, who are we missing? 1126 01:30:52,141 --> 01:30:53,440 - Um... - Who? 1127 01:30:53,442 --> 01:30:55,142 - Fucking Reed. - Steve. 1128 01:30:55,144 --> 01:30:56,878 Steve was on desk last night. 1129 01:30:58,080 --> 01:30:59,413 Has anyone seen him? 1130 01:30:59,415 --> 01:31:01,914 Steve, is that you, boy? 1131 01:31:01,916 --> 01:31:04,719 [creature growls] 1132 01:31:08,724 --> 01:31:10,357 - [gun fires] - What the fuck! 1133 01:31:10,359 --> 01:31:12,458 [men shout] Stop, wait! 1134 01:31:12,460 --> 01:31:14,428 Wait, stop, stop, fucking wait! 1135 01:31:14,430 --> 01:31:15,562 [men shout] Fucking wait, 1136 01:31:15,564 --> 01:31:17,364 take your hands off the trigger! 1137 01:31:17,366 --> 01:31:19,833 [gun fires] 1138 01:31:19,835 --> 01:31:24,840 Fucking... [Jimmy wails loudly] 1139 01:31:25,574 --> 01:31:28,010 Judas fucking Priest! 1140 01:31:28,910 --> 01:31:30,610 - Greg? - Steve! 1141 01:31:30,612 --> 01:31:33,512 Steve, no, stop, stop, you fucking idiot! 1142 01:31:33,514 --> 01:31:35,849 You're covered in vampire blood! 1143 01:31:35,851 --> 01:31:37,751 Stop moving, no, no, no, no! 1144 01:31:37,753 --> 01:31:41,321 [explosion booms] 1145 01:31:41,323 --> 01:31:43,157 [Bob grunts] 1146 01:31:43,159 --> 01:31:45,594 Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve! 1147 01:31:46,862 --> 01:31:49,396 [Greg coughs] 1148 01:31:49,398 --> 01:31:50,830 Come on, Greg. 1149 01:31:50,832 --> 01:31:52,766 Mother fuck. 1150 01:31:52,768 --> 01:31:54,967 Fuck, fuck this evil abomination. 1151 01:31:54,969 --> 01:31:56,270 We are gonna go in there 1152 01:31:56,272 --> 01:31:58,172 and we're gonna take this creature down. 1153 01:31:58,174 --> 01:31:59,773 We don't get in there before sundown, 1154 01:31:59,775 --> 01:32:01,208 we're not gonna be able to do nothing noways. 1155 01:32:01,210 --> 01:32:04,278 This fucking thing's unstoppable at night, come on. 1156 01:32:04,280 --> 01:32:06,782 [Greg] Well then lock and fucking load then. 1157 01:32:18,094 --> 01:32:18,927 Move in! 1158 01:32:20,728 --> 01:32:22,296 [loud scraping] 1159 01:32:22,298 --> 01:32:24,331 [Tom] Dude, what the fuck was that, what the fuck? 1160 01:32:24,333 --> 01:32:26,700 [footsteps pound] 1161 01:32:26,702 --> 01:32:28,235 [creature rasps] 1162 01:32:28,237 --> 01:32:30,003 [Tom shouts] 1163 01:32:30,005 --> 01:32:32,608 [Jimmy] Over here, come here. 1164 01:32:37,179 --> 01:32:38,945 [creature growls] 1165 01:32:38,947 --> 01:32:40,114 [Bob] Fuck! 1166 01:32:40,116 --> 01:32:41,981 - Oh shit, fuck. - What? 1167 01:32:41,983 --> 01:32:42,818 Fuck. 1168 01:32:43,719 --> 01:32:45,821 Fucking thing, holy shit. 1169 01:32:49,725 --> 01:32:50,559 Go. 1170 01:32:51,727 --> 01:32:54,130 Let's go, let's go, let's go. 1171 01:33:04,072 --> 01:33:06,775 [footsteps thud] 1172 01:33:16,184 --> 01:33:18,520 [gun fires] 1173 01:33:26,795 --> 01:33:27,629 Clear! 1174 01:33:30,132 --> 01:33:31,865 [creature roars] Whoa, whoa! 1175 01:33:31,867 --> 01:33:33,467 Oh fuck! [Tom screams] 1176 01:33:33,469 --> 01:33:34,833 Oh god! 1177 01:33:34,835 --> 01:33:37,070 Oh my god, Tom! [gun fires] 1178 01:33:37,072 --> 01:33:40,106 What the fuck! [men scream in terror] 1179 01:33:40,108 --> 01:33:45,112 Jesus Christ! 1180 01:33:45,847 --> 01:33:47,581 I think we got him. 1181 01:33:47,583 --> 01:33:48,882 Shit. 1182 01:33:48,884 --> 01:33:49,951 Get up there! 1183 01:33:51,253 --> 01:33:54,089 [creature growls] 1184 01:33:56,791 --> 01:33:59,528 [footsteps thud] 1185 01:34:00,896 --> 01:34:02,796 [Bob screams] [gun fires] 1186 01:34:02,798 --> 01:34:07,736 [creature growls] [Jimmy wails] 1187 01:34:11,773 --> 01:34:12,806 [gun fires] 1188 01:34:12,808 --> 01:34:14,908 - [Greg shouts in pain] - Shit! 1189 01:34:14,910 --> 01:34:16,276 - Greg! - My leg, my leg! 1190 01:34:16,278 --> 01:34:18,345 Fuck! [gun fires] 1191 01:34:18,347 --> 01:34:20,547 No, no, no! [Greg wails] 1192 01:34:20,549 --> 01:34:24,918 Shit! [creature growls] 1193 01:34:24,920 --> 01:34:26,152 [Greg] My leg! [shouts in pain] 1194 01:34:26,154 --> 01:34:30,892 Okay, okay, okay. [creature cackles] 1195 01:34:32,693 --> 01:34:36,196 [Bob screams] [creature shrieks] 1196 01:34:36,198 --> 01:34:39,368 [Bob screams in pain] 1197 01:34:47,643 --> 01:34:52,414 [gasps] [footsteps thud] 1198 01:34:54,716 --> 01:34:57,386 [Greg whimpers] 1199 01:35:08,930 --> 01:35:10,096 [creature gurgles] 1200 01:35:10,098 --> 01:35:12,399 Christ is king, Christ is king, Christ. 1201 01:35:12,401 --> 01:35:15,669 Christ is king, Christ is king, Christ is king, 1202 01:35:15,671 --> 01:35:17,136 Christ, Christ is king. 1203 01:35:17,138 --> 01:35:20,539 Christ is king, Christ is king, Christ, Christ is king. 1204 01:35:20,541 --> 01:35:24,143 Christ is king, Christ is king, Christ is king, 1205 01:35:24,145 --> 01:35:27,414 Christ, Christ, Christ is king, Christ is king. 1206 01:35:27,416 --> 01:35:30,116 [crying] Christ is king, Christ is king. 1207 01:35:30,118 --> 01:35:35,123 Christ is king! [screams] 1208 01:35:53,609 --> 01:35:55,611 [gasps] 1209 01:35:56,478 --> 01:35:59,078 Jesus fucking Christ! 1210 01:35:59,080 --> 01:36:01,448 Get me out of here, god damn it! 1211 01:36:01,450 --> 01:36:03,717 [Petro] God can't help you now, Slater. 1212 01:36:03,719 --> 01:36:05,819 Didn't you see that last videotape? 1213 01:36:05,821 --> 01:36:08,056 I saw you in that last tape. 1214 01:36:09,257 --> 01:36:11,391 Slater's got some explaining to do. 1215 01:36:11,393 --> 01:36:13,261 We've got some explaining to do. 1216 01:36:14,563 --> 01:36:16,663 Fucking untie me! 1217 01:36:16,665 --> 01:36:18,900 We're lost in here with fucking junkies. 1218 01:36:20,068 --> 01:36:22,302 You still think this is a drug ring? 1219 01:36:22,304 --> 01:36:24,170 It's our videotapes that are the villain. 1220 01:36:24,172 --> 01:36:27,140 Our videotapes are gonna fuck you up. 1221 01:36:27,142 --> 01:36:28,577 It's more like a trance. 1222 01:36:32,380 --> 01:36:36,215 Are you telling me that Spivy 1223 01:36:36,217 --> 01:36:38,385 is in a fucking trance! 1224 01:36:38,387 --> 01:36:40,354 No, Spivy's dead. 1225 01:36:40,356 --> 01:36:42,858 [eerie music] 1226 01:36:44,993 --> 01:36:46,895 What the fuck is all of this? 1227 01:36:48,029 --> 01:36:51,798 This is a far out fetish film cult 1228 01:36:51,800 --> 01:36:55,769 of bootleggers pushing that untouched, untouchable, 1229 01:36:55,771 --> 01:36:58,204 nastiest of the nasties. 1230 01:36:58,206 --> 01:37:01,807 Snuffing and fluffing, cannibals, animals. 1231 01:37:01,809 --> 01:37:05,445 Girls in white suits fucking shit up! 1232 01:37:05,447 --> 01:37:09,383 We deal in contraband content, strictly VHS. 1233 01:37:09,385 --> 01:37:10,452 Definitely illegal. 1234 01:37:11,753 --> 01:37:13,487 Oh my god, I didn't think we'd get busted 1235 01:37:13,489 --> 01:37:15,090 by our own useless unit. 1236 01:37:20,796 --> 01:37:24,163 [Petro] Are you ready for your closeup? 1237 01:37:24,165 --> 01:37:26,400 What the fuck did you just say? 1238 01:37:26,402 --> 01:37:28,234 [Nash] We are the final girls. 1239 01:37:28,236 --> 01:37:29,803 You're our final kill. 1240 01:37:29,805 --> 01:37:31,137 [heavy rock music] 1241 01:37:31,139 --> 01:37:35,642 [Slater shouts angrily] [Petro shouts] 1242 01:37:35,644 --> 01:37:38,213 [Petro grunts] 1243 01:37:57,866 --> 01:37:59,666 Some help here, Nash? 1244 01:37:59,668 --> 01:38:01,837 My camera's fucking stuck! 1245 01:38:11,746 --> 01:38:14,416 [static buzzes] 1246 01:38:22,057 --> 01:38:24,423 [Nash] This tape's gonna be our best one yet. 1247 01:38:24,425 --> 01:38:25,761 Fans are gonna go crazy. 1248 01:38:28,464 --> 01:38:29,630 What should we call it? 1249 01:38:35,070 --> 01:38:38,204 ? Dead cops, dead cops, dead cops ? 1250 01:38:38,206 --> 01:38:39,905 ? Dead cops down on the street ? 1251 01:38:39,907 --> 01:38:40,907 ? Giving poor the heat ? 1252 01:38:40,909 --> 01:38:42,041 ? With their clubs and guns ? 1253 01:38:42,043 --> 01:38:43,309 ? We do it all for fun ? 1254 01:38:43,311 --> 01:38:46,680 ? Dead Cops, dead cops, dead cops ? 1255 01:38:46,682 --> 01:38:48,280 ? Dead cops, big bad and blue ? 1256 01:38:48,282 --> 01:38:49,516 ? They're in the Klan too ? 1257 01:38:49,518 --> 01:38:50,550 ? Brutality's their sport ? 1258 01:38:50,552 --> 01:38:51,885 ? We'll put 'em to the torch ? 1259 01:38:51,887 --> 01:38:55,354 ? Dead Cops, dead cops, dead cops ? 1260 01:38:55,356 --> 01:38:56,389 ? Dead cops ? 1261 01:38:56,391 --> 01:38:59,728 ["Dead Cops" by M.D.C.] 1262 01:39:00,962 --> 01:39:02,962 ? Rebel, rebel on the street ? 1263 01:39:02,964 --> 01:39:05,264 ? Makeup on my face, stockings on my feet ? 1264 01:39:05,266 --> 01:39:07,100 ? All the straights asking me why ? 1265 01:39:07,102 --> 01:39:09,235 ? I'm not a normal American guy ? 1266 01:39:09,237 --> 01:39:11,304 ? What makes them so straight and me so bent ? 1267 01:39:11,306 --> 01:39:13,372 ? What makes them so straight and me so bent ? 1268 01:39:13,374 --> 01:39:15,441 ? What makes them so straight and me so bent ? 1269 01:39:15,443 --> 01:39:17,744 ? What makes them so straight and me so bent ? 1270 01:39:17,746 --> 01:39:19,846 ? Call this the land of the free ? 1271 01:39:19,848 --> 01:39:21,914 ? Say it's the home of the brave ? 1272 01:39:21,916 --> 01:39:24,017 ? You know they call me a queen ? 1273 01:39:24,019 --> 01:39:25,952 ? Just another human being ? 1274 01:39:25,954 --> 01:39:27,954 ? What makes America so straight and me so bent ? 1275 01:39:27,956 --> 01:39:29,956 ? What makes America so straight and me so bent ? 1276 01:39:29,958 --> 01:39:32,025 ? What makes America so straight and me so bent ? 1277 01:39:32,027 --> 01:39:34,661 ? What makes America straight and me so bent ? 1278 01:39:34,663 --> 01:39:36,462 ? Your authority and your power ? 1279 01:39:36,464 --> 01:39:38,464 ? Has turned us sick and sour ? 1280 01:39:38,466 --> 01:39:40,366 ? And your justice is a lie ? 1281 01:39:40,368 --> 01:39:42,802 ? And we're gonna fight until you die ? 1282 01:39:42,804 --> 01:39:44,637 ? What makes them so straight and me so bent ? 1283 01:39:44,639 --> 01:39:46,573 ? What makes them so straight and me so bent ? 1284 01:39:46,575 --> 01:39:48,575 ? What makes America so straight and me so bent ? 1285 01:39:48,577 --> 01:39:53,582 ? What makes America so straight and me so bent ? 1286 01:39:54,916 --> 01:39:58,051 ? Dead cops, dead cops, dead cops, dead cops ? 1287 01:39:58,053 --> 01:40:00,153 ? Dead cops, dead cops ? 1288 01:40:00,155 --> 01:40:03,324 [ominous metal music] 1289 01:40:03,401 --> 01:40:08,401 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull